Tuesday Chuckles...and some food for thought!
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “sorry, but we don’t serve food here!"
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Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?

A: A soccer match
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Q: Why should you never write with a broken pencil?

A: Because it’s completely pointless.