Vito decided to finally go see an ophthalmologist because he'd been seeing little clusters of bugs, for quite awhile now, darting back and forth across his eyes playing soccer.
After giving him a preliminary eye exam, Dr. Umberto Ubatz replied, This could be a serious condition Vito. It looks like you'll need to get an MRI scan, and I don't wanna wait. If you like, I could make a special appointment for you, and slip you in this coming Sunday”.
Upon hearing this, Vito was stunned, and quickly retorted, "Are you nuts doc? Sunday starts the finals, and I got a ton of money riding on the game."
