Sunday Side Splitters... - A man was getting extremely frustrated trying to find a parking space in Midtown Manhattan during the height of the business day rush. After almost an hour of this nonsense, he was really starting lose it...He finally looks up and prays, "Please God, I can't take this anymore. If you'll just open up a space for me, I swear I'll give up booze and broads and go to Sunday Mass each and every week, without fail!"
Suddenly, all the clouds in the sky part and the sun shines down directly on an empty parking spot along the curb in front of him.. Without hesitation the man exclaims, "Never mind Lord, I already found one!" -
