Whacky Wednesdays...
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Two neighbors were talking teach other. One says, "Do you know that my dog's so smart, that he waits for the newspaper to be dropped at my doorway each morning and then brings it right to me?"

The other neighbor remarks, "Definitely. I know that very well. Because afterwards, he's comes and tells me about it.'
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Q: Why can't you ever trust an atom?

A: Because they make up literally everything.
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Have a good one folks!