An excited newlywed wife said to her husband as he returned home from work one day, "I have great news for you sweetheart. Pretty soon, there's gonna be three of us living here, instead of two."
With a big smile on his face, her husband quickly ran to embrace and kiss her. He was glowing with happiness and a twinkle in his eye when she said, "I'm so glad you feel this way darling, because tomorrow morning my mother will be moving in with us permanently."
