A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he's sipping on his beer he notices a tiny piano and a very little man standing beside it. The little fellow soon starts playing the piano beautifully.
The man cannot believe his eyes.
Curious, the man asks the bartender, "Where did you get that little piano player from?"
The bartender smiles and then replies, "Oh, I have a genie in the back room who can grant any wish. Wanna give it a try pal?
Excited, the man rushes to the back and finds the genie. "I want a million bucks!," he exclaims.
The genie nods and suddenly disappears into thin air. Within seconds, the bar is filled with loud quacking sounds.
The man looks around to find a million ducks flying into the bar and making a huge mess.
Now frustrated and all covered in feathers, the man storms back to the bartender yelling, "What the hell is wrong with you man? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The bartender shrugs his shoulders and says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
