At the pearly gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that The Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and become anyone you wish to be."
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren."
And "poof" she's gone!
The second nuns says, "I'd like to be Madonna."...and 'poof' she's gone too!
The third nun says, "I want to be Alberta Pipalini."
Looking perplexed, St. Peter asked her, "Who's that?"
"Alberta Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry sister, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
So the nun reaches into her habit and pulls out a newspaper clipping and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and then starts laughing. He hands the news clipping back to her and says, "No sister, the article says it was the 'Alberta Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."
