A U.S. Army drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away he turned to the cadet and said, "I'm guessing that when I die you'll come and dance on my grave, huh maggot?"
But the young cadet quickly retorted back, "Not me Sarge, No way! No how! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!" -
Hope everybody has a very nice day for themselves...
