A Tuesday Tickler.... - THE PRIEST & THE TAXI DRIVER
A Catholic Priest and a taxi driver both died and went to Heaven. Saint Peter was there at the pearly gates waiting for them.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could possibly imagine, from a bowling alley to an Olympic sized swimming pool.
"Oh my word, thank you so much," exclaimed the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rough old shack that held only a bunk bed and a small black-n-white television set.
Saint Peter turned to leave, but the priest cried out, "Wait, I think you are a little mixed up here. Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all, I was a priest, devotedly went to church every single day, and preached God's word!"
"Yes, that's all true." replied Saint Peter. "But during your Sunday sermons the people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!" -
