THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS ATTEND MASS!...
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One Palm Sunday, a little boy named Peppino had a sore throat and had to stay home from church with his babysitter. When the rest of his family returned home, they were carrying palm branches. Little Peppino asked his papa what they were for?

His father, Don Vito, explained to him that the townspeople held them over Jesus' head as he walked by.

In a sad, disappointed voice, the little boy replied, "Wouldn't you know it! The one Sunday I miss, Jesus shows up!"
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For those of you who celebrate...Happy Palm Sunday!