The Sicilian rescue squad was called to the palatial estate of an elderly mob boss for an apparent heart attack the mafioso had had.
By the time the squad got there it was too late and the mafioso had died.
While consoling the mistress, one of the recusers noticed that the bed was a mess.
He asked the young woman what symptoms "Don Vito" had suffered and if anything had precipitated the old man's heart attack.
The sultry mistress replied, "Well, Vito and I were in the bed making love and he started moaning, groaning, thrashing about the bed, panting, and sweating. I thought he was coming...but I guess he was going!" -
