Whacky Wednesday... - After receiving direct orders from Police Headquarters, the Commanding Officer of Police Precinct 212 ordered an immediate crackdown on all neighborhood prostitutes. He instructed his patrolmen, while out on their shifts, to keep their eyes open for any signs of women prostituting themselves.
Less than a half-hour later, cops stopped a young woman riding her bicycle and quickly placed her under arrest for promoting prostitution.
Later at her arraignment, she told the judge that she tried protesting but the arresting officers said, "That they had seen me pedaling my ass all over town!" -
