Sunday Shenanigans!...
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The head nun of a convent tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.

So one nun says to the other, "Hey, what do you say, let's take all our clothes off and fold them up neatly, just lock the door, and we'll paint in the nude?

So they do this, and begin to paint their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?"

The voice says, "Blind man!"

The nuns look at one another, then one says, "He's blind. He can't even see. What could it hurt?" So they let him in.

The blind man walks in, smiles and says, "Hey, great set of tits you got there. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"