HE WAS SO CRABBY! - A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him.
He advised her that he was gonna hold her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and then proceed to rant at her about what would happen if she dared let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was very annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand."
Not one single hand went up...so she took them home and ate them!
