A U.S. Army Sergeant addressed his squad of 25 soldiers saying, "I have a real nice easy job to assign to one of you. And I want the laziest soldier here in the company for this. So raise up your hand if you're the laziest man here!"
Hearing what an easy assignment it was gonna be, 24 men quickly raised up their hands. Seeing this, the sergeant turned to the last soldier and asked him, "Why didn't you raise your hand up soldier?"
The soldier lazily replied, "Too much trouble raising my hand, Sarge." --
