Saturday Shenanigans... - A father and mother took their young son with them to Europe on vacation and decided to visit a nude beach while they were there.
They didn't want their impressionable young boy to get a distorted viewpoint about beauty, so they told him before they got there, "The men you might see with really big long dicks and the girls with really, really big pointy boobs, well, they're both really, really dumb."
When they got to the beach, they set down a blanket and opened beach chairs and enjoyed the sand and the water. After awhile, they all split up to walk around a bit.
Later on, the mother saw her son and asked where his dad was.
The boy replied, "Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really really, dumb blonde, and the longer they talked, the dumber and dumber dad seemed to get."
