FAMILY ADVICE...SICILIAN-STYLE! -- An old Sicilian Mafia boss, Don Vito, was dying. So he called his beloved grandson and namesake Vitone to his bedside. Don Vito explained, "My dear grandson, pleassa lissin to me becausa theresa no much tima left! I wanna for youa taka my trusty .38 caliber revolva so you will alwaysa remember me."
"Young Vitone replied, "But grandpa I really don't like guns. So how bout you leave me your beautiful diamond Rolex watch instead?"
Grandpa waved his hand no, and then quickly retorted back, "You lisina to me! Soma day you goina to be runna da bizzinessa. You goina hava beautiful wifa, lotsa money, a bigga housa, and soma bambinos too!" Don Vito continued, "Soma day maybe youa comma homa to finda you wifa in bed with another man. Watta you gonna doa thena, huh, bigga shotta? Pointa to you watcha and say, "Timesa uppa?"
