A mafioso's little son, (who was himself a mafioso in training,) sat down at his desk to write his Christmas list to Jesus. He starts to write, "Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a extremely good boy this entire year, so I want a new..." The boy stopped, and then looked down at what he wrote, then quickly crumbled up the note into a ball and threw it away.
The little kid then gets a clean piece of paper and starts to write again, "Dear Baby Jesus, I have been a very good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at what he wrote, then crumbles it and throws it in the trash bin.
The little mafioso contemplated for a minute before getting an idea. He then got up from his desk and walked into his mother's bedroom. He took the statue of the Virgin Mary off his mother's dresser, put it in his closet, and then locked the door tight.
He walked back to his desk, sat down, took another piece of paper and wrote, "Dear Baby Jesus, if you ever wanna see your mother again..."
