GANGSTER GIGGLE FOR TODAY...
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Some Mafia soldiers were playing cards at a mobbed-up social club when one of them asks, "Where's Vito? I know he never misses our poker games.

His friend Frankie replies, "Oh, didn't you hear about it? Vito's dead."

The other guy says, "Awwww, that's a damn shame. He was a real good goodfella. How'd he die?"

Frankie then goes on to explain, "Well, he went to the doctor last week. Vito found out that he had gonorrhea."

The first guys says, "So? Big deal! You won't die from gonorrhea."

Frankie quickly retorts, "You will if you give it to the boss' wife!"