Previous one about the wig was George to that female co-worker when he needed the chair to slip the mickey

Anyway heres a fresh one...
Q: mmmmm.....smell that. Mmmmm.....that is delicious.....a perfectly sane food.....interesting texture......it's chewy.


Hey there buddy, What’s Up? Patricia told us you were coming. My name is Luke and I’m team hoarden all the way. I ain’t no bad hombre. Everybody’s gonna tell you I got a big mouth though. I spoil the endings to movies. -Dennis from GLASS

Hey, can we keep it under 60? I’m still trying to pay for all this dental work. -Simon from TRUE LIES