Two old buddies named Vito and Giuseppe were chatting one day to catch up with each other's lives after not seeing one another for years. Vito stated that he and his wife Lucia just celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary at a nice Italian restaurant up in the Bronx with family.

Giuseppe congratulated Vito. Giuseppe then stated to his old amico that he too just celebrated a 25th wedding anniversary. He then told of bringing his wife Joanna back to visit their old hometown in Trapani Province, Sicily.

Vito marveled at his friend willing to spend so much money for such an expensive voyage like that. Vito replied, "Thats wonderful Giuseppe. How thoughtful of you. What a great anniversary present!" Then Vito inquired, "what are you planning to do for your 50th wedding anniversary?"

Giuseppe stared at his friend and said, "I'm planning to go back there and pick her up!"