Yet another from the Land of the World's Stupidest Criminals: Police arrested a man who altered a check for $5--he added three zeroes to make it $5,000. He tried to pass it in a store where he'd already passed $5,800 in bad checks.
Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu, E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu... E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.
