Just following on from a few threads previously, I thought it’d be good to maybe share some real experiences/stories that have made us laugh…😋

I’ll kick off…

First flat/apartment with my then girlfriend/now wife, we had a little westie dog who always liked to give kisses…I happened to be playing on the bed with him, finished up and got the usual little lick/kiss and walked through to the lounge.

As soon as I walked in, all I could smell was dog shit - my girlfriend was lying on the couch and I’m asking her about the smell and why she’s just sitting there without looking for it. I’m going on and on about it and we’re looking around -she keeps saying she can’t smell anything and getting pissed off…then she notices a clump of dog shit in my nostril…!! He’d obviously been licking his bum before giving me a kiss…

I still get reminded of it and that was 14 years ago!! 🤣🤣🤣