A: Nicky to balding dealer after not doing well in blackjack

Q: Legally she can’t take that stuff!!! Half of everything is mine. Half of....I’m coming right down!! ☎️!


Hey there buddy, What’s Up? Patricia told us you were coming. My name is Luke and I’m team hoarden all the way. I ain’t no bad hombre. Everybody’s gonna tell you I got a big mouth though. I spoil the endings to movies. -Dennis from GLASS

Hey, can we keep it under 60? I’m still trying to pay for all this dental work. -Simon from TRUE LIES