Originally Posted by ralphie_cifaretto

Is a black man who uses the word 'cracker' racist? Why can black people use the n word but not whites? I've never been racist in my life. I once performed CPR on a little black girl. Yeah so racist


The real question isn't "why can't you?" The real question is why would you want to?


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis