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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #874847
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At this sit down he thought he was Vito Corleone haha,all that was missing was a cat for him to stroke.

The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers.
First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves.
It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared

"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"

"Make Love Not War" John Lennon
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lol, the way he looks back at Dino as if he's his consigliere.

Do you know who my father is ?


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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #875279
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Brendan Filone, associate? Soldier?? Fuck you! - Chrissy

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #883164
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Mary DeAngelis: (bell rings) Oh my God!!! Who could that be!!!

Carmela Soprano: It's the Boston Strangler...Jesus, Ma.

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #883363
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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #883853
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Tony to Dr. Melfi

Trees, Ducks What the f are you Ranger Rick?
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #883859
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Paulie to Tony in Italy referring to the senile mafia Don. ."if you give him a golf club. ..he probably try to fuck it"...lol

"I'll give you undignified. Go fuck yourself. You, Phil... whoever. He's my fuckin' cousin."

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents"..
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #885004
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A scene i never really caught before on Season 1 at the wedding.

Big Pussy when he says that if he's going on the lam, he wishes he never gave the bride a G-note as a present.

Cue the next scene Big Pussy hastily leaving the wedding and you see him taking his envelope back out of the gifts haha.

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #885005
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Tony: I already got a girlfriend. She's Russian, 24. How old are you?

Dr. Melfi: I find it interesting that it took you so long to tell me you have a girlfriend.

Tony: How are you doing with it?

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #885056
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Christopher: " I fell asleep...She must of crawled under there for warmth."

"Jersey...It's where my story begins."
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #885093
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I invoke my right under the 5th amendment of the United States constitution and decline to answer the question.
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #885231
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"We're with the Vipers"

"I'll give you undignified. Go fuck yourself. You, Phil... whoever. He's my fuckin' cousin."

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents"..
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #885253
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"guy jumped out of a tree. come at me with a chainsaw"

"You know, we're already in the 21st century, Tone".

"...the successful annihilation of organized crime's subculture in America would rock the 'legitimate' world's foundation, which would ultimately force fundamental social changes and redistributions of wealth and power in this country. Meyer Lansky's dream was to bond the two worlds together so that one could not survive without the other." - Dan E. Moldea
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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #885414
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You finished ? - Tony Soprano

Thank you T. - Matt Bevilaqua

Because that sugarless motherfucker, is the last fucking drink your ever gonna have. - Tony Soprano

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #889008
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ARTIE Santa Maria! Yes!

RICHIE Santa Maria? More like fuckin' Santa Claus.

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #889062
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"...the successful annihilation of organized crime's subculture in America would rock the 'legitimate' world's foundation, which would ultimately force fundamental social changes and redistributions of wealth and power in this country. Meyer Lansky's dream was to bond the two worlds together so that one could not survive without the other." - Dan E. Moldea
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They're animals, Vic. They started a fire in my dumpster, and, these two guys came to see me one night. You got no idea what dead eyes means until you face these people, in your fucking bathrobe and flip- flops.

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Face it Carmella he pissed his pants.

"I'll give you undignified. Go fuck yourself. You, Phil... whoever. He's my fuckin' cousin."

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents"..
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No, fuck you! I don't know which one of you pieces of shit did this, but I've been good to you, and you pay me back with non stop ass rape?

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: OakAsFan] #889661
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Originally Posted By: OakAsFan
No, fuck you! I don't know which one of you pieces of shit did this, but I've been good to you, and you pay me back with non stop ass rape?


Great scene..

"I'll give you undignified. Go fuck yourself. You, Phil... whoever. He's my fuckin' cousin."

"My name is George. I'm unemployed and live with my parents"..
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #889671
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The staff likes Mrs. Bucco.


"...the successful annihilation of organized crime's subculture in America would rock the 'legitimate' world's foundation, which would ultimately force fundamental social changes and redistributions of wealth and power in this country. Meyer Lansky's dream was to bond the two worlds together so that one could not survive without the other." - Dan E. Moldea
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Originally Posted By: OakAsFan
The staff likes Mrs. Bucco.






Mrs. Bucco had nice breasts
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #890427
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Thats why i made such a big issue out of the coke.

I raised a non-issue and he fell for it - Uncle Junior

So you're like a double agent now, huh ? - Tony

Fucking Matt Helm.

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: njcapo35] #890497
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Originally Posted By: njcapo35
Christopher: " I fell asleep...She must of crawled under there for warmth."

i almost died!
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A CHINKY EYED KID NAMED MOLTISANTI?!?!? HE'D GET HIS ASS KICKED EVERYDAY!
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"...the successful annihilation of organized crime's subculture in America would rock the 'legitimate' world's foundation, which would ultimately force fundamental social changes and redistributions of wealth and power in this country. Meyer Lansky's dream was to bond the two worlds together so that one could not survive without the other." - Dan E. Moldea
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Originally Posted By: OakAsFan

funny shit
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He jumped out of the tree and came at me with a chainsaw.

I got a right to defend myself Tone. - Paulie

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Leave that! Don't touch that. My program's coming on. John, love ya, babe. Don't let me rot, now.

"...the successful annihilation of organized crime's subculture in America would rock the 'legitimate' world's foundation, which would ultimately force fundamental social changes and redistributions of wealth and power in this country. Meyer Lansky's dream was to bond the two worlds together so that one could not survive without the other." - Dan E. Moldea
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