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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #811997
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One funny thing I remember is Tony and Uncle Junior are sitting together discussing Ralph insulting Ginny. And Junior goes on to say these new mobsters have no respect etc. And then right after he marks a remark about Carmine Lupertazzi having fish lips lol.

Another one I always like is when Paulie and tony and chris are at dinner with dates and the one girl says the dinosaurs where killed by meteors. And Paulie remarks that they were "all meat eaters"

and chris replies with " Meteor Meteor!" Lol and just how pisse Paulie is for being corrected

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #814301
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As Lefty Ruggerio put it best in Donnie Brasco...

"Wiseguy never pays for a drink. Always on the arm."

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #814484
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Silvio when hes doing his Godfather impressions when Big Pussy has just come back.

Is it true Michael ?

No, you schifosa.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #814662
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when Tony is at Jacie jr's funeral with Uncle Jun and they are talking about Jackie. And tony remarks that stupidity would be pretty much a learning disability.


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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #814710
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Im sure thats the scene Uncle Junior says something like, didn't Jackie Jr drown in like 2 feet of water lol.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: afriendofours] #814718
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At the penguin exhibit. Lol, that guy could drown in a glass of chocolate milk.


-I shot him a coupla' times.
-What's a couple?
-Hmm, more than a couple... Really I don't know the exact amount, maybe I shot him 10 times, 12 times?
-Maybe fifteen?
-Hmm, it could've been fifteen...

-Anthony "Gaspipe" Casso
Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #814755
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Jackie Jr. sure brought out the best in Junior.

Remember when Richie brings Jackie with him to discuss the move on Larry, Albert and Tony? Jackie starts running his mouth, and Junior gives him the ultimate "fuck off" in acting like there's some invisible asshole speaking.

Pissant nobody talking big about killing a capo. That's rich.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kFcNj2H3z0

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #814761
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Haha "is somebody talking here".

Good call its_da_Jackeetttt, loved that scene too.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #814828
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Junior when hes telling Tony that some people are so far behind in the race, that they think there leading.

Thats cute.

I remember my mother and my father arguing about something and she kept talking about my father's feeble minded brother and I always thought she meant you.

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #814843
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I couldn't stop laughing when Ralphie killed that whore Tracee.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #815075
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Season 2, Episode 7 when those kids are being real jerk offs and Christopher gets one of them to stand up, whispers in his ear and this fucking schmucks smirk is just /gone/ from his face. Made me die in laughter.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #818082
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This Moltisanti kid has got his head up his ass.

This is a great Gladiator movie ? Look at Kirk Douglas's hair.

THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME !

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: afriendofours] #818308
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Originally Posted By: afriendofours
This Moltisanti kid has got his head up his ass.

This is a great Gladiator movie ? Look at Kirk Douglas's hair.

THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME !
Later in that scene I was cracking up Silvio shows up to get Tracey cuz shes been missing work. Silvio and Tracee r by the car she mouths of he SLAPS her Ralph in the window laughing lol

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: ThisGuyOverHere] #818556
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Originally Posted By: ThisGuyOverHere
I couldn't stop laughing when Ralphie killed that whore Tracee.


How is that funny?


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It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared

"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: DE NIRO] #818560
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I couldn't stop laughing when Ralphie killed that whore Tracee.


How is that funny?


It's funny because it was a TV show! It's not like it happen in real life, where some lunatic murdered about half a dozen dancers/strippers/hookers/fregusons/prostitutes/escorts in Atlantic City or right outside Atlantic City NJ these women were whores but they were someones sister cousin mother

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Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #819275
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Another toothpick was a great episode too

burt Young did a great job , MORE FUCKING STAIRS HAHA LOL

Season 3 was pretty flawless in my opinion

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #819276
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Ill leave you here, you one shoe COCKSUCKER !

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #821265
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You and Tony Egg..

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Feech bringing over the dandelions for a salad, then Tony mentions they're from the spot where all the neighborhood dogs go to piss. Junior about pukes right then and there.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Its_da_Jackeeettttttt] #821313
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Originally Posted By: Its_da_Jackeeettttttt
Feech bringing over the dandelions for a salad, then Tony mentions they're from the spot where all the neighborhood dogs go to piss. Junior about pukes right then and there.



Always loved that scene.

Make us a couple of eggs.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #824825
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Just recently re-watched "Knight in White Satin Armor." The look on Tony's face when he sees Richie, likely dead, and Janice kneeling down, is absolutely priceless. I had the feeling he wanted to let out the biggest laugh and he had to suppress his joy. I thought it would've been great if he said "Janice, thanks for doing this. I was going to whack him and you saved me the trouble."

That scene reminded me of "A Christmas Story" where the wife hides her laughter when the Old Man's attempt to glue the leg lamp failed.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #824961
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Christopher, self-professed movie guru, fucking up the name of Luca Brasi.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Its_da_Jackeeettttttt] #824971
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Originally Posted By: Its_da_Jackeeettttttt
Christopher, self-professed movie guru, fucking up the name of Luca Brasi.


Like Adrianna said, he "manuged" to screw up a lot of things...


In the scene where Chris shoots the bakery clerk in foot, recalling Imperioli's own role in "Goodfellas," the actor who played Vito makes his first appearance. But the bakery clerk referred to him as "Gino." Gino must not have been a made guy because Christopher told the guy to go away.

Re: Funny Sopranos Moments/Jokes [Re: Paddy_James] #824983
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Gino and Vito were two separate characters. As the story goes, Joe Gannascoli had befriended Benicio Del Toro, who put him in contact with Georgianne Walken, who was the show's casting director. The one-off appearance led to a regular role the next year.

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The bakery clerk played a key role in Boardwalk Empire season 4 (SPOILER: The undercover agent)


-I shot him a coupla' times.
-What's a couple?
-Hmm, more than a couple... Really I don't know the exact amount, maybe I shot him 10 times, 12 times?
-Maybe fifteen?
-Hmm, it could've been fifteen...

-Anthony "Gaspipe" Casso
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How about Tony confronting Christopher about the bakery shooting? Slapping Christopher's head against the side of the car while Christopher is driving...yeah, no risk of losing control of the car at all.

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Always got a kick out of the scene where Junior got his hand caught in the disposal. When Janice & Richie come into the house, they find Junior on the verge of tears. Then Richie tries to help Junior and delivers my 2nd favorite Richie Aprile line: "you're flexxxxxxxxxin" (2nd only to "it's the jackkkkeettt").

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Or that follow up scene with Catherine Romano when she mentioned stopping by that afternoon, but nobody seemed to be home. But she could hear groaning inside.

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At the beginning of season two, Tony regrets that he had to meet with Bobby Baccala as an intermediary to Junior. "If I’d have known you were gonna get out so fast with this medical shit I never would’ve talked to that calzone with legs."

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