In honor of one of the all-time greatest series

Q: "Who am I - Hannibal Lecture?"

Good idea! No idea about who said that though...

Tony to Carmela


Boy are you fat....

A: Tony Blundetto on helium about Tony Soprano

Q: "Why are you making me do this you fat f--k?"

A: Tony to Pussy on the boat, prior to Pussy getting killed.

Q: Hey, you want that...it's just a phone call away.

Welcome to the boards Itsdajacket!

The timing of your post and your name is ironic. I just watched the "Full Metal Jacket" episode on Amazon Prime yesterday. Richie was such a great character to hate.

A: Tony to Junior

Q: "Were you this stupid when I married you?"

Much appreciated!

A: Mikey to Jojo Palmice

Q: Sorry, the highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive.

A: Christopher using the "Born to Run" lyric to explain to Tony why he was late.

Q: "You're sleeping over, right?"

A: I'm guessing Carmela to Father Phil when they were both drinking

Q: "It happens"

A: Christopher to the kid in the bakery after he shot him in the foot. (Chase's sly reference to Imperioli's character in Goodfellas).

Q: "She's the reason I make videos".

The fat guy who came in to buy Pastry (Geno) is Joe Gannascoli and later they chnged his character and he became Vito. Check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyqYHT6nRaA

Nope but you are on the right track.

That was Tony being sarcastic, after getting shot, to Father Phil.

Somebody else post

Q: We're out of mayo.

Q: Forget strippers we could have been selling holy water in gallon jugs.

A: Tony to Paulie, final episode.

Q: To be honest, I'd rather he fuckin' shot me than cut my hair.

A: Tony to baccala, first episode of season six when they are in the lake talking bout how Bobby never made his bones but his old man was "the terminator".

Q: Under the boardwalk, with his shlong in Jans mouth.

A: Tony's song that sparked a brawl.

Q: Sure. You want someone who's sensitive to your needs, but still decisive enough for the occasional grope in the closet.

A: Melfie to her date before Markazian stopped the car and beat the tar out of the guy while trying to score points for Tony

Q: "No. Say 'never.' The guy's a shopping cart."

A: Richie to Paulie when they are talking about buildin beansie a ramp.

Q: These are snakes with fur.

A: Paulie, in reference to cats.

Q: How's your incision, Lieutenant?

Jesus I need to sharpen up on my early season viewing. I am at a loss and I refuse to use google in thi sgame.

This one is a later season.

I'm stumped too. That sounds like something Tony would have said.

Cool. One of the last good scenes between Tony & Christopher. Go ahead Itsdajaaacket you earned the right to post another.

Q: Who’s gonna complain, huh? Him? Hey! You mind? He don’t mind.

A: Tony, talking about the guy in the coffin, when Richie tells Tony not to smoke in the funeral parlor.

Q: "I come here to get cheered up. Do you think that's a mistake?"

A: Tony to Livia at Green Grove, after Livia bemoans her entire situation.

Q: "I wanna fucking answer. What's so fucking hilarious, you fucking parade float?"

I’m like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to shit.

[Responding to a proposed prostate exam] Hey, I don’t even let anyone wag their finger in my face.

A: Tony to Melfi.

Q: So what, no fucking ziti?

A: Chrissy to Vito after Chris comes back from the cigarette run and the rumor is Tony caught a BJ from Adrianna.

Q: So what, no fucking ziti now?

A: First episode ever. AJ Jr at his birthday when he finds out his psychotic grandmother isn't coming to his bday party.

Q: You oughtta know sweety.

A: Little Paulie Germani, just before Gene Pontecorvo clocks him with the bottle.

Q: You mean the girls at the other colleges we've been to...they just put out?

A: Tony to Meadow on their college visitation trip

Q: "I heard you made #2 in your pants."

A: When they rob the school/fundrasier

A: Meadowlands -- when Adriana picked up Christopher from the hospital after the mock execution.

Q: "...you stupid little shit eating twat. You ever hear of wiretaps?"

A: Tony to Sean in the Bing bathroom when Sean & Matt try to get on Tony's good side

Q: "Don't rush me Sunshine."

A: Silvio at the first executive game.

Q: Decorating tips...yeah, right.

A: Melfie's date when they run into Tony at dinner

Q: "We got bigger concerns than the size of Jeanne Cusamanno's ass."

A: I think you are referring to when Chris suggests that the feds tipped Johnny Sac to the Ralphie joke. Chris suggests that feds may have had a wire in vesuvios. Tony rebuts by saying sarcastically that there are much more interesting things being said in vesuvios than jokes about Ginny Cusamano's fat ass.

Q: So we understand eachother. You're ahhh, ditzun? A charcole braquette? A moolinyan?

A: Tony to Noah Tannenbaum

Previous A: Tony retelling a dream about having sex with his next-door neighbor.

Q: "And I'm gonna turn up my hearing aid so I can hear it."

A: Ralphie talking about being a captain when Tony says "you're a captain when I say you're a captain."

Q: "I hate to think what you or I would do to erase that debt."

A: Sil and Tony discussing the Markazian tip that Pussy might be a rat.

Q: It's Canoe. Johnny wore Canoe.

A: Junior to Livia when he visits her at Green Grove

Q: "He's a good looking kid. You sure he's yours?"

A: Tony to Pussy, just before Pussy lams it.

Q: Va fa Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that!

A-Christopher to Vito when he walked in during a Tony/Adriana comment I think.


Q- If he tries to leave, break his other neck

A: Tony to Silvio, when Tony goes to give Mikey Palmice some free suit alterations.

Q: Va fa Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that!

Q- If he tries to leave, break his other neck

That was actually Tony to Paulie & Silvio about Christopher, who wanted to leave the hospital to whack Mikey Palmice for the hit on Brendan.


Q: Va fa Napoli, you can't even buy McDonald's with that!

I think that was Janice lamenting what she thought her mother left as the inheritance?

Goombah nailed it

Yeah, did forget Silvio was in that scene. Paulie was talking about where Mikey lived.

As far as the second:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj4wKW0QnVY

Ok let's get back to the quotes.. let's make this an easy one..

- The boss of this family says you're santa claus, now shut the fuck up about it

A: Paulie regarding Bobby being Santa Claus.

Q: I wanna buy a boat wit' t'ree propellas.

A: Richie busting the chops of David Scatino's kid in the Ramsey Outdoor store

Q: "If you wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easier."

A: Johnny Sack to Ralph, in the midst of the Tony/Ralphie war.

Q: Tzu! Tzu! Sun Tzu, you fucking ass-kiss!

A: Vito to ARtie buco after he lays down a shitty tip to sunshine. I think its season two because as I recall davie scatino was there and after artie left he wanted to keep layng and vito happily obliged.

A: Silvio mocking Paulie, who knows Tony likes the "Art of War" book

Q: "I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours?"

A: When Paulie and Silvio are at vesuvios. Last episode season one. Paulie asks sil something like "the skip seeing a psychiatrist, how's that sit wit you're ass?"

Q: Are you sure? I'd feel much better if we had the pope's blessing.

Don't google the answer.

A: that sounds like Phil talking about getting Tony's permission to steal the fiber optics & tile from the construction site. Phil was talking to Sil.

Q: "I thought you lost your mind."

First A: Its Johnny Sack and Joey Peeps talking about the miami Ralph Ciferetto Hit over the phone.

Second A: Tony and Paulie in season two talking about Paulie gettin a bump up. Tony jokes with Paulie about eating a box of candy on his kitchen counter.

Correct. Please post a new quote.

Q: Oh yea? Maybe you're a flambay.

I think we're stumped. Please post the answer & a new quote.

A: It's Paulie accusing Patsy of being a homosexual -- back office Bada Bing meeting vis-a-vis Vito.

Q: I usually sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours?

A: Sil to Paulie talking about Tony seeing a shrink

Q: "Didn't he duke you enough?"

A: Tony to Richie handing him his hat about him running over beansie gaeta.

Q:If it was me this kid was talking about. He would have something up his own ass. And it woulden't be no cock neither.

A:Paulie about what Fin had to say about Vito being gay.

Q: "Nah. It's where I make my weapons of mass destruction."

A: Feech to the cop that Tony sent to Feech's house, which sent Feech back to the can.

Q: "It kind of feels like it is my business considering I had to haul your last boyfriend out of your kitchen in a hefty bag."

Tony to Janice about her seeing Ralph, referencing Richie.

"Again with the money?!?"
"Yeah, again with the money"

A: Tony and John during a sitdown.

Q: "This f**king Ralph is more creative then Spielberg."

A: Johnny Sack to Tony, talking about Ralph's handling of the Esplanade but also fuming about the derogatory remark Ralph made about Ginny.

Q: "I appreciate your thoughts."

I have a hard time believing that my quote stumped some of the Soprano experts on the BB. So in the interest of moving along, "I appreciate your thoughts" was Carmine to Tony. Carmine was indirectly giving Tony permission to whack Johnny Sack over the Ralph Cipharetto disparaging comment about Ginny Sack. Carmine pointedly told John to "either name a price or get the f--k over it."

Someone else please post.

Q - Stupid fucking game.

A: Furio about golf to Dr. Kennedy & Tony

Q: "Dollars to donuts this Alzheimer's thing is an act. So nobody can call her on her shit."

A: Carmela to Tony about Livia.

Q: T? You want us to send the kid out for Baja fresh?

A: Paulie to Tony

Q: "The guy's outta breath lifting his d--- up to take a leak."

A: Chris to Paulie?

Q: "Yeah, but he never did."

A. Tony to Jackie jr. About his uncle Richie..

Q. "Whadya catch some shrapnel"

A: Ralphie to Janice when he was cutting his nails

Q: "Believe it or not, the whole world doesn't revolve around you."

A: Meadow to Tony.

B: "I gotta try and take a shit."

A. Phil to his wife.

Q. Look pop in fresh.... I'm in no mood. ...

A: Chris to the pastery boy.

Q: "I hate this fuckin' shit!"

A: I can think of at least 4 characters who said this: Tony, Paulie, Adrianna, & Chris.

Q: "Cause nothing beats poppin’ up some Orville Redenbacher’s and listening to Men in Black."

A. tony to brendan (and Paulie)

Q. "Im shy"

A: Bobby B. to the guys when they asked him to play Santa Claus (loved Paulie's line "you're Santa Claus. Now shut the f--k up about it.")

Q: "Oops I did it again."

Goombah, what I originally thought about was Carmine Lupertazzi sr smashing the golf club when he gets frustrated about Tony.

A: Meadow singing in the restaurant after a funeral.

Q: "That's pretty high up."

A: Christopher's drug supplier arranging the hit on Rusty

Q: "Frankly, you got a problem with authority."

A: Silvio to Tony.

Q: "He's gonna want consigliere."

Johnny to Tony in the snow the day Johnny was arrested.

.....And fucking bitch, bitch, bitch to me!

A: Tony to Carmela, I think when she was nagging him to move the chairs from the lawn shortly after they separated

Q: "That shit doesn't come from Columbus, or The Godfather, or Chef f--king Boyardee."

Tony to Silvio

No i didn't! ...but so what...?

A: Ralphie denying that he killed Pie-O-My to Tony

Q: "Is it a hangable offense?"

A. Tony to Johhny Saks

Q. You may not love me but you will respect me

Wrong. That is Silvio to Tony about the internet cables boost.



A: Tony to Chris.

Q: "Even if your laces are dry..."

A: Paulie's long-winded explanation of washing his hands after touching shoe laces to the entire crew before eating lunch

Q: "The pavers union and Bloomfield Avenue. That's my asking price."

A: Tony to Junior when Junior gets informed the captains picked him as the new boss.

Q: "Yeah, that's right. We're talkin' about you, you prick!"

Since it's been a month...

A: Robert Baccalieri sr to Corrado Soprano after the funeral.

Q: "You think I'm gonna let him fuck with my pussy?"

A: Tony to Hesch in the pilot about the hit scheduled to go down at Vesuvio

Q: "Not really, if you take the blinders off."

No idea on that one...

Q: .. everybody knows about it.... everybody's talking about it....

That could be a lot of things, but I'd guess Christopher when he was all drunk and the rumor was going around that Tony was sleeping with Adrianna.

"Again with the money?"

"Yeah, again with the money"

A: Part of a conversation between Johnny Sack and Carmine Lupertazzi SR, regarding the connection between Ralphie and the money he brings in.

Q: "Insensitive cock sucker!"

A. Bacala to himself about Tony making fun of his weight.

Q. "There's nothing gay about hell".

A: Phil's wife to Phil regarding Vito

Q: "I'm getting a piece from a Jew in the city."

A. Paulie when discussing what they were getting as Xmas presents.

Q. "Must I get into specifics.."

A: Silvio to Christopher, when the latter complained about being on the run after Tony B. whacked Billy Leatardo

Q: "You want to commit suicide? Tie your shoes and have a bite of bracioll."

A: Tony to Patsy Parisi during lunch, after Paulie's speech about bacterias.

Q: "The floor is yours, senator."

A: Tony to Phil

Q: "Marone. Does he eat alone. He doens't even pass the salt."

A: Raymond to Larry or Jimmy about Junior..

If right...

Q: ..."what do I care asshole?"

That was correct Frankie. It was Raymond talking about what a cheapskate Junior was toward the capos.

A: The whore to Jackie Jr. after Meadow stakes Jackie out

Q: "It's bad enough you wake me in the middle of the night. Now I gotta get my balls broke too?"