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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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Years ago I would have happily joined in a conversation about shitting but I've put that all behind me now. I'm writing a book about poop and would like to have somme people's inputs you can even take pictures of your poop with your iphone pr android mobile device and send them to me.
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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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I'm writing a book about poop and would like to have somme people's inputs I'll pass on the book and wait for the movie. Maybe you should use a different word than "pass".
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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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Seriously? A thread on constipation? Shit happens!!!! TIS
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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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Seriously? A thread on constipation? Shit happens!!!! Or doesn't happen if you're constipated.
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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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I'm writing a book about poop and would like to have some people's inputs I'll pass on the book and wait for the movie. Should I just go for the movie. Not all the old-timers this is effecting this has effected all age groups with the growing rapid abuse of heavy painkillers from your neighborhood friendly pharmacy. I've had conversations with beautiful girls that you know I would do a 30 or they would and then talk about how hard it is too poop.
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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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D-Nose,
Forest Gump was instrumental in the phrase "Shit Happens", but I can appreciate the noble endeavors you are embarking on.
Green poop, hmmmmm, no Martian jokes. I haven't really experienced the green poop syndrome, but I do know that red wine creates a very dark poop; Spring Salad, baby greens don't digest well which produces green leaves ala poop. We all know that corn is cellulose and doesn't digest, hence those O'Henry poops. The skin of red peppers doesn't digest either which creates a nice red speckled poop. A nice tomato sauce (gravy) can produce a nice reddish tint. Other than those colors I can't associate other foods and poop colors. Please let us know when the book is published. I would gladly order a copy.
I will take some photos if you need them for illustrative purposes.
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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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12/05/12 11:13 AM
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I will take some photos if you need them for illustrative purposes. Nice touch, but I think the book would benefit better if it had a scratch-and-sniff section.
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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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This is a true poo story, one that I don't go around telling folks, but it's hilarious: Back in the Summer of 1988, Signora V. and I were getting together in Central Park for a picnic with a bunch of sci-fi fans - fans of the British TV series Doctor Who to be specific. Since we both liked to cook, we thought we'd make a rectangular sheet cake that looked like the TARDIS. For those who don't watch the show, the TARDIS looks like an old-fashioned British police box: So, we used an angel food cake mix, but we needed blue frosting. Deep blue frosting. We couldn't find anything resembling what we needed from any of the local stores, so we decided to use cans of white frosting and blue food coloring. Well, it took a helluva lot of food coloring to achieve the desired shade of blue, but it worked. We brought the cake to the picnic, and everyone was happy. Happy, that is, until the cake (and the frosting) eventually worked its way out of everyone's digestive system! You guessed it - Blue Poo. I mean, TARDIS-colored turds. It was hysterical - and no, I didn't photograph it. (Somewhere, though, I think I've got a pic or two of the cake.) And, for a long time afterwards, the mention of the old song, "Am I Blue?" would crack us up uncontrollably. We could never explain it. We always said it was a personal joke (which, I guess, it was). Signor V.
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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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Ha ha ha ha!!!! Why you blue poo instigator you! At least it was colorful. A story I am sure you'll always remember. TIS
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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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This is a true poo story, one that I don't go around telling folks, but it's hilarious: Back in the Summer of 1988, Signora V. and I were getting together in Central Park for a picnic with a bunch of sci-fi fans - fans of the British TV series Doctor Who to be specific. Since we both liked to cook, we thought we'd make a rectangular sheet cake that looked like the TARDIS. For those who don't watch the show, the TARDIS looks like an old-fashioned British police box: So, we used an angel food cake mix, but we needed blue frosting. Deep blue frosting. We couldn't find anything resembling what we needed from any of the local stores, so we decided to use cans of white frosting and blue food coloring. Well, it took a helluva lot of food coloring to achieve the desired shade of blue, but it worked. We brought the cake to the picnic, and everyone was happy. Happy, that is, until the cake (and the frosting) eventually worked its way out of everyone's digestive system! You guessed it - Blue Poo. I mean, TARDIS-colored turds. It was hysterical - and no, I didn't photograph it. (Somewhere, though, I think I've got a pic or two of the cake.) And, for a long time afterwards, the mention of the old song, "Am I Blue?" would crack us up uncontrollably. We could never explain it. We always said it was a personal joke (which, I guess, it was). Signor V. This was before my time but it was pretty funny
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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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12/09/12 03:14 PM
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Years ago I would have happily joined in a conversation about shitting but I've put that all behind me now. I'm writing a book about poop and would like to have somme people's inputs you can even take pictures of your poop with your iphone pr android mobile device and send them to me. Lmaoooo
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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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Back by poopular demand: Yeah, this one ranks right up there with "Elmo Experiments"... Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
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Re: Constipated: The colors shapes and sizes of poop
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I'm writing a book about poop and would like to have somme people's inputs I'll pass on the book and wait for the movie. Maybe you should use a different word than "pass". Like Piss or shit SC?
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