Carlo Gervasi: Bobby did mushrooms once. Stuffed mushrooms, a whole fuckin' platter.

I like bobby but he gets teased constantly ...

You look like a peurto rican hoor - Phil Leotardo.

Phil had some great words.

He was still my captain!! - Tony

Captain, ohh of the good ship lollypop right ?- Phil

"Now Bobby you're gonna hear some high end shit. And A, I hope you can understand it, and B, I hope you keep it between this room and Junior. Because if you don't, I promise you, they're gonna find pieces of you in eight different dumpsters." - Tony Soprano

*ralphie clipping his toenails and hits Janice in the face*
Janice - ewe
Ralphie - what, did you catch some shrapnel



Tony - You think ralph's a little... weird around women ?
Sil - Well Tone, he did beat one to death for.......what was it again?

Tony - All right, obviously you told the cops you don't know who did this?
Vito - I'm upset, but please... I know how to keep my mouth shut
Ralphie - Unless of course there's a salami sandwich around.


what a asshole ...

Can't remember if i wrote this already but.

Ralphie: Lets look on the bright side he was never that smart to begin with.

[the dean of a college that Meadow is applying to is asking Tony for a $10,000 donation]
Carmela Soprano: I think you should pay him, Tony.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: No fucking way!
Carmela Soprano: What, your daughter's future isn't worth 10,000 dollars?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: That's not it. That motherfucker's full of shit. He's shaking me down.
Carmela Soprano: No, he's not.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Oh, yeah? Who knows more about extortion, me or you?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth.

;)Wasn't that $50,000.00 They had been giving 5,000 and tony thought that was plenty, so after listening to Carmela he goes to his pants and drags out 10,000.00 gives it to Carmela LOL and says give him this ! But yes , good quote by tony !

I think the extortion bit was when in the drive way just before AJ comes back from his Washington trip and Carmela is phoning her pysch for an appointment.

"I won't be shaking down, i know too much about extortion". He was right though 50k, when he was probably already pay for her education anyway. Or well you pay here in the UK anyway for University.

this puts me in tears every time

Richie Aprile: (about Christopher) The attitude on that camel-nose fuck. He ever lays his hand on my niece again I'm gonna tear him apart piece by piece.

Matthew Bevilaqua: Camel nose!

Sean Gismonte: Man, you can't make that shit up.

Richie Aprile: The fuck are you talkin' about? I just did. Did you ever notice he's the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back? That nose is like natural canopy. (Sean and Matt laugh) You know the kid has his good points.

Hes not here to eat, heres here for the rent. The Rent, the rent!!!. - Tony

Ohh come on - Hesh

I have a couple of pennys here too - Tony.

Im joking you fuck - Tony.

feel sorry for hesh.. he's good enough to lend the fat fuck some money like 250G and all of a sudden "Oh .. I forgot-here is the vig", who forgets that someone lends them that sorta money, then the old guy thinks he's gonna get clipped... not pleasant

Just went to show how much even someone who was considered a good friend of Tony and his old man that he would consider clipping him to get rid of a debt.

Tony went through weird stages of having a standard sociopathic personality and then at other times showing some remorse and guilt. Like when he got the traffic cop demoted all because of squashing the ticket and how he felt bad for him. But then at the end of the episode he was like fuck it lol.

What, what did i do? Maybe i should be a mute.

Lol got to love Livia, she was a great character, pity she passed away. R.I.P

Johnny was a saint...

Haha always with the drama.

Christopher: "That's guy a gangster? I'm a gangster! I'm an O.G. Original Gangster not him. Fuckin' lawn jockey. "
-- Pathetic, but funny.

Paulie: "Any hinky shit and you'll be refryin' beans with Pablo Escobar again."

Italian mobster: "And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit."
-- Delivered with so much contempt, I laughed out loud. Priceless.

Melfi: Anthony, what is it you want to achieve here?

Tony: What I want to achieve? I wanna stop passin' out. I wanna stop fuckin' panicking. I want to direct my power and my fuckin' anger against the people in my life that deserve it.

Out of sight, out of mind - Livia

Fuck him i hope that parasite eats his asshole out - Chrissy.

That was a great line.

Vito is riding the hershey highway.

Hey where did you hear that, thats a captain your talking about here.

Tony Soprano: You're a captain, Ralphie, when I say you're a captain.

Ralph Cifaretto: And I'm gonna turn up my hearin' aid so I don't miss it.

Id like to wish you a Bona Fortuna but im sorry i cannot attend your jubilee. - Uncle Junior.

"That gives him a pass? I don't care if he's got a hundred kids in the ICU with arrows in their heads...he's a piece o' sh*t. You know it, and I know it." - Paulie Walnuts

Last one i promise so many coming into my head at the moment.

Anthony is a [BadWord] hair away from owning all of North Jersey.

Im that [BadWord] hair.

Chrissy, "Under no circumstances move this car or your life won't be worth shit !

and not sure who said it to Paulie but "How many coats you put on that ". I think it was Chrissy .

Tony to Jr., as he Jr. blew up his shake. Your looking good !

Jr. to Tony, if you are going to lie to me , tell me some broad is gonna tounge my balls !

Tony to Jr. If that is what you want it is a phone call away !

It was Tony Blundetto who said that to Paulie.