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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: ginaitaliangirl] #520531
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He - (Simón Bolívar) - was shaken by the overwhelming revelation that the headlong race between his misfortunes and his dreams was at that moment reaching the finishing line. The rest was darkness. "Damn it," He sighed. "How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!"

So what’s the labyrinth?

That’s the mystery isn’t it? Is the labyrinth living or dying? Which is he trying to escape - the world, or, the end of it?
Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Santino Brasi] #520537
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Good one Santino, I love the guy standing in the window with his back to the old man who turns his head slightly and mouths the word "NO" and looks irritated.

Gina, do you know if that commercial you are talking about is on YouTube? What is the company? I would like to see it.


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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Blibbleblabble] #520548
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BL, now that I think about it, it's probably just local, because it's for "channel 11 business news"...which doesn't even sound like our channel 11 since they don't give the station name, so I've never really understood it. I couldn't find it online, but maybe I'll catch it on tape someday.

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: ginaitaliangirl] #520964
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I love the one that says if your erection lasts more than four hours to go to the hospital. Hell, if mine lasted more than four hours I'd take out an advertisement.


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: dontomasso] #520967
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Originally Posted By: dontomasso
Hell, if mine lasted more than four hours I'd take out an advertisement.


I'd hang the advertisement from my erection. Kind of like a giant Italian flag.


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: pizzaboy] #520990
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Nice way to salute the flag huh?


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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Mignon] #521051
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Anyone see that "Meet the Buttertons" commercial? It's black and white with a June Cleaver type woman bringing baked potatoes to the table or her family. However, each potato has an entire stick of butter in it. lol Granted, it's a little exaggerated, but that's kind of true. We'd load potatoes up with butter. lol



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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #521060
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Originally Posted By: The Italian Stallionette
Granted, it's a little exaggerated, but that's kind of true. We'd load potatoes up with butter. lol TIS


Don't forget the sour cream TIS.


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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Mignon] #521632
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This Ozzy commercial is my new favorite commercial. lol


Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Just Lou] #521764
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I haven't seen that one Lou.


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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Mignon] #521772
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It's on all the time here in NY.

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Just Lou] #521781
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Here too, I'm sick of it.




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Just Lou] #521782
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It's an oldie, but I crack up every time I see this commercial:



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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: SC] #521786
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hahaha, that's a good one, SC.




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: SC] #521801
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That's a commercial??? eek I never saw it. Ha ha ha....damn, how embarrassing is that? lol



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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: The Italian Stallionette] #521826
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That's a classic SC grin

EDIT: There's a longer version where the guy says something like "I'm feeling some chemistry here, who else feels it?" and the lady in the back seat with her big grin says "I felt it!"

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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: SC] #521829
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Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Blibbleblabble] #521882
11/24/08 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted By: Blibbleblabble
That's a classic SC

EDIT: There's a longer version where the guy says something like "I'm feeling some chemistry here, who else feels it?" and the lady in the back seat with her big grin says "I felt it!"


You're right. I posted the wrong (shorter) version.


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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: SC] #523052
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I like the one where the woman tells the taxi driver she wants to go downtown and to the airport.


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: dontomasso] #523055
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Does anybody like those free credit report.com commercials?


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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Mignon] #523056
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Originally Posted By: Mignon
Does anybody like those free credit report.com commercials?


Yes. Especially the one where the guy is living in his wife's parents' basement, and she keeps storming through the rooms slamming doors and dumping laundry.


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: pizzaboy] #535497
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the 1800-safe-auto commercial they used to air back in 2006 I think, they had people singing in the shower, really stupid but still funny.

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: pfaff_luhver] #536578
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So this is different than the other commercials in this thread, but it still makes me laugh when I see it.



"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." -Calvin and Hobbes
Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Blibbleblabble] #536579
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Blib, That is a terrific one! I laugh out loud each and every time I see it.


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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Sicilian Babe] #557863
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Here's one I started seeing a few weeks ago:




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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: Blibbleblabble] #557865
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Origineel bericht van: Blibbleblabble
So this is different than the other commercials in this thread, but it still makes me laugh when I see it.



One of the better commercials on Dutch Television. Really hard laughing.

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: M.M. Floors] #558000
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I like the Corona commercial with the couple sitting with their backs to us on a beach. A gorgeous women walks in front of them and you see the man follow her with his eyes. Moments later, without moving her head, the girlfriend reaches over, grabs the lime from the bottle and casually douses him in the face.

Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: klydon1] #558008
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I can't find the link, but the Stanley Steemer Carpet Cleaner commercial where the dog wipes his ass on the rug made me blow soda out of my nose the first time I saw it. lol


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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: pizzaboy] #558065
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Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
I can't find the link, but the Stanley Steemer Carpet Cleaner commercial where the dog wipes his ass on the rug made me blow soda out of my nose the first time I saw it. lol


Here you go:



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Re: TV commercials that make you ROFL [Re: klydon1] #558066
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Originally Posted By: klydon1
I like the Corona commercial with the couple sitting with their backs to us on a beach. A gorgeous women walks in front of them and you see the man follow her with his eyes. Moments later, without moving her head, the girlfriend reaches over, grabs the lime from the bottle and casually douses him in the face.


Here's the one you are talking about Kly:



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