Top 5 signs that you have a Godfather dependence problem:

5. You find yourself jokingly quoting lines like, "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer";

4. You decide you're too into the book (or movie), and forbid yourself from reading or viewing it for a month;

3. You find that you can't keep away, and you ask a friend to take physical possession of the book or movie for a month;

2. You find that you are ACTUALLY keeping your friends close, but your enemies closer; and,

1. You check on the 'Net to see if anyone else can't figure out if there are supposed to be five or six families.

its like your watching my every move

It's true, I'm addicted.

I don't know if this qualifies, but...

I listen to CBS radio news in the morning. One of their national correspondants is named Frank Settepanni. Every time he signs off with, "This is Frank Settepanni, CBS News," I shout, "Don't worry about a thing, Frankie Sevenbreads!"

Thats pretty RYE humor, TB.

MATZO'luck with that remark, SC.