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Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: The_Don_Is_Dead] #534660
03/17/09 05:35 PM 03/17/09 05:35 PM
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"Michael (klempt!), we're bigger (klempt!) than U.S. (klempt!) Steel!"
(Sorry, I couldn't resist!) Ha!
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Mark] #534702
03/17/09 10:04 PM 03/17/09 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted By: Mark
"Michael (klempt!), we're bigger (klempt!) than U.S. (klempt!) Steel!"
(Sorry, I couldn't resist!) Ha!


lol, that happens while he was talking about Moe Greene.

The more i see, the less i know - John Lennon
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: The_Don_Is_Dead] #534732
03/18/09 08:09 AM 03/18/09 08:09 AM
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clapOkay, let's get back on track... lol

"Fidelity" by: Santino Corleone

"How to Protect Your Daughter" by: Michael Corleone

"Pleasant Dinner Conversation" by: Frankie Pentangelli

"How to Be the Best Cop You Can Be" by: Al Neri

"My Future in The United States" by: Fabrizzio

"Public Speaking" by: Luca Brasi

Your turn...
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Mark] #535045
03/21/09 07:33 PM 03/21/09 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By: Mark
clapOkay, let's get back on track... lol

"Fidelity" by: Santino Corleone

"How to Protect Your Daughter" by: Michael Corleone

"Pleasant Dinner Conversation" by: Frankie Pentangelli

"How to Be the Best Cop You Can Be" by: Al Neri

"My Future in The United States" by: Fabrizzio

"Public Speaking" by: Luca Brasi

Your turn...









lol we gotta love our Mark.


"How to mess up while translating" Batista's translator



"how to laugh while getting slapped for dummies" by Johnny Fontane


"Eating an Orange With The Skin on" by Michael Corleone


"how to drink from a glass in 1 second" by Tom Hagen

your turn

The more i see, the less i know - John Lennon
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: The_Don_Is_Dead] #539304
05/01/09 01:01 PM 05/01/09 01:01 PM
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"Making It Big On Your Own" by Johnny Fontaine

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #539324
05/01/09 03:37 PM 05/01/09 03:37 PM
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"Anger Management" by: Santino Corleone

"Communion Party Etiquette" by: Frankie Pentangelli

"How to Call in Sick at the Office" by: Paulie Gatto

"Driving for Dummies" by: Appolonia

"My bitches and my Ho's" by: Senator Geary

"Crime Scene Clean Up" by: Al Neri

"Sweatin' to the Oldies" by: Peter Clamenza

"How to Impersonate Jack Ruby" by: Rocco Lampone

"How to be the Perfect Husband" by: Carlo Rizzi

"How to Be a Man's Man" by: Fredo Corleone

"Stylish Headwear" by: Frankie Pentangelli's Brother

"Pleasant Dinner Conversation" by: Jack Woltz

Okay, fellas. Your turn...
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Mark] #539337
05/01/09 07:48 PM 05/01/09 07:48 PM
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"Dancing with adult women" - Tessio.
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Danito] #539341
05/01/09 08:25 PM 05/01/09 08:25 PM
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"My Future in the Heroine Rackets" by: Virgil Sollozzo
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Mark] #540600
05/14/09 11:05 AM 05/14/09 11:05 AM
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Anthony Corleone "How to draw"
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Danito] #540603
05/14/09 12:09 PM 05/14/09 12:09 PM
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Danito, just when I thought I was out you pull me back in... wink

"Gnocchi Rolling" by: Mary Corleone

"Waxing Chest Hair" by: Vincent Mancini

"How to Keep Your Whites Clean and Unstained" by: Don Fanucci

"Loyalty" by: Sal Tessio

"Men are From Sicily Women are From Connecticut" By: Kay Adams

"The Complete Idiot's Guide to Being a Pezzonavante" by: Senator Geary

"Anger Management" by: Captain Mc Cluskey

"My Life in Witness Protection" by: Frankie Pentangeli

Your turn... smile
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Mark] #540613
05/14/09 12:57 PM 05/14/09 12:57 PM
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"How To Relax In The Bathtub" by Frank Pentangeli.

"Great Acting" by Sofia Coppola, Eli Wallach and George Hamilton.


"Accounting Ethics" by Archbishop Gilday.

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: pizzaboy] #540661
05/14/09 06:35 PM 05/14/09 06:35 PM
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My Horrible Voice by Anthony Corleone

The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers.
First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves.
It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared

"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"

"Make Love Not War" John Lennon
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: DE NIRO] #540672
05/14/09 07:34 PM 05/14/09 07:34 PM
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Michael Corleone: "Legitimacy"
Signore Vitelli: "My grandchildren"
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Danito] #540723
05/15/09 01:04 PM 05/15/09 01:04 PM
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"How To Be Number One In Your Wife's Heart" by Douglas.


"Obey Your Father" by Mary Corleone

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #540781
05/15/09 06:59 PM 05/15/09 06:59 PM
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Trying To Get Out- Michael Corleone

The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers.
First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves.
It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared

"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"

"Make Love Not War" John Lennon
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: DE NIRO] #540784
05/15/09 10:10 PM 05/15/09 10:10 PM
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How To Use a Penis Pumper - by Sonny Corleone

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Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: DE NIRO] #540802
05/16/09 06:32 AM 05/16/09 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted By: DE NIRO
Trying To Get Out- Michael Corleone


Hm, this could be a long one. wink
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Danito] #541569
05/21/09 10:50 AM 05/21/09 10:50 AM
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"Cannoli and Opera" - Don Altobello.

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #541603
05/21/09 02:19 PM 05/21/09 02:19 PM
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"What? Did you say something?" by: Joey Zasa
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Mark] #541617
05/21/09 03:33 PM 05/21/09 03:33 PM
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"Size Does Matter" by Lucy Mancini

"Pain has no tendency, in its own right, to proliferate. When it is over, it is over, and the natural sequel is joy."
- C. S. Lewis

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh"
- George Bernard Shaw

Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Don Zadjali] #541670
05/21/09 08:17 PM 05/21/09 08:17 PM
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Roth: "My life in Israel"
Michael's Bodyguard: "Small Talk"
Nino: "My appearance in the film"
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Don Zadjali] #542537
05/28/09 03:13 PM 05/28/09 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By: Don Zadjali
"Size Does Matter" by Lucy Mancini


You may wish to reconsider.....this was not a short one.

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #542560
05/28/09 07:34 PM 05/28/09 07:34 PM
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Anthony Corleone: "Fishing with my uncle"
Santino Corleone: "Eating food - manners and etiquette"
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: Danito] #542630
05/29/09 02:18 PM 05/29/09 02:18 PM
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The Art of Conversation by Luca Brasi

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #542767
05/30/09 08:17 PM 05/30/09 08:17 PM
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Oranges

The Mafia Is Not Primarily An Organisation Of Murderers.
First And Foremost,The Mafia Is Made Up Of Thieves.
It Is Driven By Greed And Controlled By Fear.

Between The Law And The Mafia, The Law Is Not The Most To Be Feared

"What if the Mafia were not an organization but a widespread Sicilian attitude of hostility towards the law?"

"Make Love Not War" John Lennon
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: DE NIRO] #543039
06/02/09 03:38 PM 06/02/09 03:38 PM
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My Papal Memoirs - By Cardinal Lamberto (aka JPI).

"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
Re: SHORTEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN [Re: dontomasso] #543065
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Enzo - "1,000 stylish tricks to light a cigarette"
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