As if it takes an Egyptian chain gang to cook up some casserole and put a load of clothes in the wash? Right. My mother cooks in her sleep.


(And women need back rubs b/c they're always so stressed-out having to fix a man's screwups all the time.)

^^ BROWNIE POINTS

Oh, Ice, that was a very nice, if transparent, recovery.

SC, us?? Feisty? Whatever do you mean?

Hey... this is the GUY'S thread!! We don't hafta answer PMS-induced questions here if we don't wanna.

Hey, how come the girls are sabotaging our thread? I only posted once on their thread, just to say hello. I want to see posts of 6 foot beach volleyball chicks and 4 foot gymnast chicks who could crack walnuts with their butt cheeks.

Neither of them do anything for me. I can't fantasize about a chick that could beat me up and them little gymnasts remind me of kiddie porn.

Now, if you have a picture of a 5-foot-something gal playing volleyball with her butt cheeks.... THAT'D be something I'd like to see.

I wouldn't call it sabatage

SC, I think you might be on to something......volleybutt, or buttball.....I have to take a shower now.

Oh, Mig....I might just post a picture on the girls thread of me in a thong.

Woo Hoo!! Now that would liven up the thread! We're sick of JG and his thong.

How about SC in a sarong?

Would he be willing to dance the hula?

Limerick time...

There once was a man named Enis...

You can finish the rest, JG.

There once was a Don from Toms River
Whose **** was so short it would quiver . . .

Go for it!!

Here ya go SC:

He told everyone that it was cold
And when that story got really quite old
He'd take it out and show that it would shiver.

Hey!!!

I didn't realize you had hidden cams in here!

So many talented poets here!! Oh, and SC, too.

They're a poet and didn't know it.

Of cousre it's safe to post again.

All right enough of this beating around the bush.....I heard the golfer, John Daly has a really big dick.

If he's got a really big dick I'm sure he is beating around a bush.

or plowing right on through it.

Pffftt...like that was a secret.

Maybe he took alot of Viagra.

I think the wacky broad, Rose, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, is like totally hawt.

She often invades my thoughts while, er, self gratifying.

Don't bitch. It's the guy's thread.

I thought that chick from The Biggest Loser invaded your thoughts PB.

I'm offa her. Too mean.

Well I can't blame you. I wouldn't want a chick who could kick my ass either.

Okay, they created euphemisms for a reason!