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Funniest father on television ? #363585 02/12/07 08:12 PM 02/12/07 08:12 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck pizzaboy OP The Fuckin Doctor
pizzaboy OP The Fuckin Doctor Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck	I'm watching a KING OF QUEENS rerun and laughing my ass off at Jerry Stiller as Carrie's father. It got me to thinking, who's the funniest tv dad ? "I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: pizzaboy] #363587 02/12/07 08:14 PM 02/12/07 08:14 PM
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manicmontana BANNED Joined: Feb 2007 Posts: 411 your sisters bedroom	Am i allowed to say Homer simpson?? So say goodnight to the bad guy..eh cause its the last time your ever gonna see a bad guy like this again let me tell you/O.K!! im reloaded!!You motherfuckers think your big time!!!Your gonna die big time!!!O.K Here come the pain!!!

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: manicmontana] #363588 02/12/07 08:16 PM 02/12/07 08:16 PM
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pizzaboy OP The Fuckin Doctor Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck	Homer's a funny guy "I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: pizzaboy] #363595 02/12/07 08:26 PM 02/12/07 08:26 PM
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Don Cardi Caporegime Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 18,238 The Ravenite Social Club	Redd Foxx of Sanford and Son may have been one of the funniest dads on television at the time. But today, I would say it's between Ray's dad from Everybody Loves Raymond and Carrie's father in King Of Queens. Don Cardi Don Cardi Five - ten years from now, they're gonna wish there was American Cosa Nostra. Five - ten years from now, they're gonna miss John Gotti.

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Don Cardi] #363622 02/12/07 09:36 PM 02/12/07 09:36 PM
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Sicilian Babe Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York	Originally Posted By: Don Cardi Redd Foxx of Sanford and Son may have been one of the funniest dads on television at the time. I'm comin Lizbeth!! It's the big one!! President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Sicilian Babe] #363623 02/12/07 09:37 PM 02/12/07 09:37 PM
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DonMichaelCorleone Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 7,950	I use that line at least once a week! The sad part is that not many people get the reference lol "You gave your word, I never gave mine" http://s2.gladiatus.us/game/c.php?uid=88380

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: DonMichaelCorleone] #363625 02/12/07 09:42 PM 02/12/07 09:42 PM
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pizzaboy OP The Fuckin Doctor Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck	It was a small part but Jerry Stiller as Frank Costanza on SEINFELD, was a riot. SERENITY NOW !! "I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: DonMichaelCorleone] #363627 02/12/07 09:45 PM 02/12/07 09:45 PM
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Sicilian Babe Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York	Originally Posted By: DonMichaelCorleone I use that line at least once a week! The sad part is that not many people get the reference lol You are far too young to know that line! Must be TV Land. President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Sicilian Babe] #363642 02/12/07 11:33 PM 02/12/07 11:33 PM
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ... long_lost_corleone Underboss
long_lost_corleone Underboss Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,512 Right here, but I'd rather be ...	Let me preface by saying that I hate sitcoms... But I always end up getting sucked into them. But Red Forman of That 70s Show makes me laugh myself into a hernia. His relation ship with his son Eric reminds me of my own relationship with my father. Funny shiz-it. "Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Don Cardi] #363654 02/13/07 12:03 AM 02/13/07 12:03 AM
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XDCX X Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,453 California	Originally Posted By: Don Cardi Redd Foxx of Sanford and Son may have been one of the funniest dads on television at the time. Took the words right out of my mouth! "Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: XDCX] #363655 02/13/07 12:08 AM 02/13/07 12:08 AM
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pizzaboy OP The Fuckin Doctor Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck	I'm one of the guys that found Aunt Esther attractive "Fred, you're a bubble headed fish eyed fool" "I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: pizzaboy] #363657 02/13/07 12:20 AM 02/13/07 12:20 AM
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Mignon Mama Mig Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY	She was my favorite on that show. "You fish-eyed heathen." "Who you calling ugly, sucker?" Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Mignon] #363660 02/13/07 12:28 AM 02/13/07 12:28 AM
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XDCX X Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,453 California	And who can forget Archie Bunker? "Archie Bunker: When your mother-in-law and me was goin' around together, it was two years - we never - I never - I mean absolutely nothin', not 'til the wedding night. Edith Bunker: Yeah, and even then..." Actually...Edith was as integral apart to that show as Archie. He wouldn't be nearly as endearing a character without that "dingbat." Last edited by XDCX; 02/13/07 12:28 AM. "Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Mignon] #363661 02/13/07 12:28 AM 02/13/07 12:28 AM
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klydon1 Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 11,797 Pennsylvania	Funniest TV father? Hands down, it's Archie Bunker. In the next group I'll put Fred Sanford, George Jefferson, Rob Petry and Heathcliff Huxtable.

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: klydon1] #363681 02/13/07 03:18 AM 02/13/07 03:18 AM
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Irishman12 UNDERBOSS Joined: Dec 2001 Posts: 67,611 The Villa Quatro	-Homer Simpson -Frank Castanza

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Don Cardi] #364075 02/13/07 10:41 PM 02/13/07 10:41 PM
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Obsessed With The GodFather Capo Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 443 New Jersey	Originally Posted By: Don Cardi Redd Foxx of Sanford and Son may have been one of the funniest dads on television at the time. But today, I would say it's between Ray's dad from Everybody Loves Raymond and Carrie's father in King Of Queens. Don Cardi Definitely-- It would have to be Redd Foxx of Sanford and Son! I am still watching the re-runs...Loved that show! Johnny Cash & June Carter Cash Fan!

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Obsessed With The GodFather] #364350 02/14/07 07:01 PM 02/14/07 07:01 PM
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pizzaboy OP The Fuckin Doctor Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck	Gotta throw Al Bundy into the mix. "I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: pizzaboy] #364393 02/14/07 08:12 PM 02/14/07 08:12 PM
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Don Cardi Caporegime Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 18,238 The Ravenite Social Club	Back in the 80's I went to see Redd Foxx in Las Vegas. His show was a XXX rated show. Dirty as could be, but absolutely hilarious! The insulting exchanges that took place between Fred and Aunt Esther were just hysterical. Don Cardi Don Cardi Five - ten years from now, they're gonna wish there was American Cosa Nostra. Five - ten years from now, they're gonna miss John Gotti.

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Don Cardi] #364469 02/14/07 11:06 PM 02/14/07 11:06 PM
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Sicilian Babe Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York	Originally Posted By: Don Cardi The insulting exchanges that took place between Fred and Aunt Esther were just hysterical. Fred to Aunt Esther: You could press your face in cookie dough and make gorilla cookies!! President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Don Cardi] #364471 02/14/07 11:12 PM 02/14/07 11:12 PM
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Obsessed With The GodFather Capo Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 443 New Jersey	Originally Posted By: Don Cardi Back in the 80's I went to see Redd Foxx in Las Vegas. His show was a XXX rated show. Dirty as could be, but absolutely hilarious! The insulting exchanges that took place between Fred and Aunt Esther were just hysterical. Don Cardi Oh, i know i heard all about his live shows!--What a funny guy! His Albums were that way too--Just too funny! Another funny guy that was top's on my list was Richard Pryer! he was definitely my favorite Johnny Cash & June Carter Cash Fan!

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Sicilian Babe] #364473 02/14/07 11:18 PM 02/14/07 11:18 PM
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XDCX X Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,453 California	Originally Posted By: Sicilian Babe Fred to Aunt Esther: You could press your face in cookie dough and make gorilla cookies!! I spit my Dr. Pepper all over the computer screen. Thanks, SB! "Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: XDCX] #364475 02/14/07 11:32 PM 02/14/07 11:32 PM
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Sicilian Babe Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York	X, Glad to oblige. That show went off the air years ago, but that's not a line you could ever forget!! President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Sicilian Babe] #364513 02/15/07 01:27 AM 02/15/07 01:27 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY Mignon Mama Mig
Mignon Mama Mig Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY	Aunt Esther: Woodrow and I are going to have a baby. Fred Sanford: Well somebody better call the zoo. Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Mignon] #365010 02/15/07 08:41 PM 02/15/07 08:41 PM
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Obsessed With The GodFather Capo Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 443 New Jersey	Originally Posted By: Mignon Aunt Esther: Woodrow and I are going to have a baby. Fred Sanford: Well somebody better call the zoo. Love it ROTFLMAO Johnny Cash & June Carter Cash Fan!

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Obsessed With The GodFather] #477651 03/05/08 07:15 PM 03/05/08 07:15 PM
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pizzaboy OP The Fuckin Doctor Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck	I thought I'd revive this thread, because I've been watching KING OF QUEENS a lot more lately and I've decided that, for me, Arthur Spooner gets the nod as the craziest tv father ever. Just now Carrie tells him, "Dad those are my birth control pills." He responds, "What do you need birth control pills for, does he TOUCH YOU?!" That he said this to his married daughter just made me almost pee my pants. "I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: pizzaboy] #477655 03/05/08 07:17 PM 03/05/08 07:17 PM
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chopper Gaetano Lucchese Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 9,228 Sheffield UK	Thats so strange i watched that episode yesterday and almost pissed myself after he said that Arthur is the Man He is Fucking Nuts If i come across the table and take your f*****g eyes out ,will you remember Aniello Dellacroce __________________________________ TFI 2nd Bday - Dj Topgroove + Mc Domer http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wN58sasrpYc TFI Lucky Star http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uw-Uw0DUAGo Happy Hardcore DJ Hixxy http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pv7H4YkFKs

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: chopper] #477674 03/05/08 07:57 PM 03/05/08 07:57 PM
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Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Enzo Scifo] #477679 03/05/08 08:19 PM 03/05/08 08:19 PM
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J Geoff The Don Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 31,285 New Jersey, USA	Peter Griffin! I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs \| Facebook \| Godfather Filming Locations

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: J Geoff] #477683 03/05/08 08:31 PM 03/05/08 08:31 PM
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Mignon Mama Mig Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY	Mike Brady Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12

Re: Funniest father on television ? [Re: Mignon] #477708 03/05/08 10:37 PM 03/05/08 10:37 PM
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