Ok I really think we could make a strong case for a Star Wars vs. Scarface story.

I mean think about it.

Luke Skywalker is obviously Tony Montana.
So naturally Han Solo is Manny.
Leia would be Gina.
THE FORCE IS COCAINE. YAY. BLOW. CHARLIE.
Jabba the Hutt is Frank Lopez.
Boba Fett is Omar Suarez.

LOOK AT ALL THE SIMILARITIES.

I really think we're going somewhere with this one.

bogey, I TOTALLY agree with you and you bring up some GREAT points. But did this need its own thread? We already have such a "wonderful" conversation going on here

I predicted it being closed soon (which I see it has already)... and besides, since I started my own thread, I can't be told I'm going off-topic, because its now my topic.

Well, at least I think that's what I thought. I don't remember posting this.

You are wise beyond your years missy. And yes, I was suprised the topic closed. I thought it would have closed long ago but I guess when DC and Antihero got into it, it was "getting off topic"

Mmm! Good blow this is!

That's great DJ!

When a member here quotes another member, and in that quote decides to add his own words to the other member's post that he is quoting, that's reason enough to close a topic, and more importantly grounds for a suspension.

It's nothing personal. It's strictly business.



Don Cardi

I understand and saw that as well. It's a shame what some will do...

Darth Vader is Elvie. Without a doubt.

Storm troopers = Columbians
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine = Sosa

bogey, I really think you're onto something here

And Grand Moff Tarkin is Tony's mom. The resemblance is uncanny:

Guys, I think we're on something here. Who wants to write this puppy? I suck at writing so I'll finance it. I think bogey should (or at least have first cracks) since it was her idea

I suppose you'll jump to conclusions again, and assume that I'm critisizing your idea , but whatever. I think it's good!
But Jabba should be Nick the Pig, 'cause Jabba's fat. And looks like he enjoys hot wings..

We're too awesome.

This needs to be written.

Oh-oh, I just had a thought.(everyone screams) Make the Death Star the Bablyon Club

Ok, I'll throw my 2 cents in here.

Boba Fett should be The Skull






Don Cardi

Theme song - "Rush rush rush for the le-ia"

This is a cute thread

Darth Vader is Sosa!

No

Supreme Chancellor Palpatine = Sosa
Storm troopers = Columbians

Who would Vader be? I can't think of anyone. Umm

Obviously I'm the only one here who thinks this thread is pointless and stupid.

Then Iceman, you missed out on the other "gem" thread

That's the point. Or lack thereof.

I already have this covered:



Now this may not make sense to most, but it's really quite simple...

...they have the same "do".

Observe:

Elvira:



Darth Vader:

X, I think you hit the nail on the head.

That's awesome!

We won't even have to buy her a Darth Vader mask.. we can just dye her hair and paint her face black!

VERY NICE, XDCX.

LOVE the idea XDCX. That'll save us on cost. Any way we can produce this puppy cheap, I'm all for it. It's a gold mine and as a producer, I wanna squeeze EVERY dollar that I can out of it

I already have this covered:



Now this may not make sense to most, but it's really quite simple...

...they have the same "do".

Observe:

Elvira:



Darth Vader:

[/quote]

LOL And they are both divas

LOL And they are both divas [/quote]



by the way the actress who played Darth Vader is Michelle Pfeiffer too!

Darth Vader is no diva.

He will rip your throat out.

And he'll do it without laying a finger on ya.

I saw him do it once.

Nick "The Pig" is Chewbacca

XDCX, I'm sorry but I nominate you writer. You've got this thing down COLD brotha. Are you interested in the position?

Well thank you. I'm sure I could write a killer screenplay for this idea...but I think I'm better off just doing the casting lol.

Maybe I can moonlight as the screenwriter.

Ok, you're the casting agent. bogey, I haven't heard if she wanted to write the script. I'm producing, but who are we gonna get to direct it? If you're thinking what I'm thinking....MICHAEL BAY!

Is that our movie poster bogey. That's something we can be proud of!

And, I'm a terrible writer. Its weird, because my mom's a journalist, and my brothers are both excellent writers. It just skipped me, I guess.

So, someone else should write it. I'll illustrate it or something. I'm much better with art.

This thread is ridiculous.

Ok so here are the jobs thus far:

-Casting agent = XDCX
-Art director = bogey
-Producer = Irishman12
-Writer - ?
-Director - ?

I gotta give it to you guys. This idea sure overrun my Lionface thing.

That's because it's a $1 million idea

Writer- DC?

Is he up to it Mig?

This is going much farther than I had drunkenly anticipated. Hah.

NARRATOR :

A Long Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far Away -- in an
effort to normalize relations with the Carter
Administration --
Emporer Palpatine opened the harbor at Mariel,
Cuba with the apparent intention of letting some
of his people join their relatives
On another planet. Within seventy-
two hours, 3,000 U.S. transporter ships were headed
for Cuba. In the next few weeks, it
became evident that The Emporer was forcing
the space craft owners to carry back with
them not only their relatives but the
dregs of his jail population. By the
time the port was closed 125,000
'Marielitos' had landed on Tatooine.
An estimated 25,000 had criminal
records. This is the story of that
minority -- those they call 'Los
Bandidos.'


Voice # 1 : "Okay so what do you call yourself?"

Montana : "Antonio Montana, and chu?"

Voice # 2 : "Where'd you learn to speak Wookie Tony?"


....to be continued.

The whole thing was great, but that last part was gold!

SUN-RAY MOTEL - DAY


Tony and Chewey come slowly, gingerly down an exterior
corridor to a room marked "9". Nodding to Chewy who remains in the stairwell with the Ingram Blaster Phaser,
Tony knocks.

The door's opened casually by an ugly, squat five-foot-four-
inch alien, "Greedo". He's in his forties, sports
shirt hanging over his polyester pants, old acne scars on
his face, like Omar; he's good-natured, a nice guy, he
smiles.

TONY: "Yeah. I'm Tony. So Jabba says you're okay."

GREEDO : "Yeah, Jabba's okay. Okay... so you got the money"

TONY : "Yes, Greedo."

[Tony sits down and the alien sits across from him holding
the gun on him.]

GREEDO: "If you give it to me, I might forget I found you."

TONY: "I don't have it with me."

[Suddenly the slimy alien disappears in a blinding flash of
light.

TONY : "Ok, chu wan too play? We play! Say ello to my lil frend!"


Tony pulls his smoking gun from beneath the table. Tony gets up and starts out of the motel, flipping the maid some coins
as he leaves.


.....to be continued.

I new DC would be a great writer I can't wait to read your next chapter.

ELVIRA: Lord Vader, I should have known. Only you could be so bold. The Diaz Brothers will not sit for this, when they hear you've attacked The Babylon Club...


VADER: Don't play games with me Elvie. You passed directly through the dance floor. I want to know what happened to all the coke they sent you.

ELVIRA: You know what you've become Vader -- an arriviste, immigrant half a ROBOT who can't stop talking.

VADER: Hey you know what your problem is pussycat.... YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!

Looks like we've found our writer

Ok so here are the jobs thus far:

-Casting agent = XDCX
-Art director = bogey
-Producer = Irishman12
-Writer - DC
-Director - ?

I'm willing to direct this film but there's no way we're going to call it "Star Wars vs. Scarface"....thats a horrible name.

How about.........

"Drug Wars: A New Dope"

...and the sequel should be "Drug Wars : The Cartel Strikes Back"

or maybe........

"Drug Wars : The Immigrants Sniff Back"

Which one you like more?

And of course the last film in the trilogy is : "Drug Wars: Return of the Pelican"

Ok, looks like this is filling out rather nicely. If anyone else wants to jump on this project while it's still on the ground, we'll take ya:

-Casting agent = XDCX
-Art director = bogey
-Producer = Irishman12
-Writer - DC
-Director - Fame

Fame Pointed out this thread to me in another topic. For some reason I missed out on all of this so far. Sweet thread! But I'm confused.... where are the Ewoks?? Who are they?

You wanna get in on the ground floor on this Blockbuster hit Blibble? Just pick your position and you're on board

Yeah, I want to be the Key Grip and general 'Yes Man'.

Works for me

Who shot first?

That is absolutely amazing.

HAha, I'm a bit late, but that pic is amazing.