Makes you wonder where his mind is no?

Speaking of snowy/blizzardy weather, I often wonder how I would handle driving in those conditions anymore. I use to do it all the time, but I'd be scared to now.

I don't know if I could take the slip/sliding thing.


TIS

Got a half inch of powdery snow, still not enough to shovel. I think I got used to single digits. The highway was okay, but there were delays because they were cleaning up after a few pre-dawn accidents.

They're calling for 30 degrees on Friday. I think I'll open the pool.

I want my pool!!! It's so depressing to see it out there, under the safety cover, which is coated with ice and a dusting of snow. I want it to be 90 outside, and I could lounge poolside with a large tropical drink, lean over, press the button on the remote, and start up the fountains.

SB SB SB that is your Cabana Boy Geoff's job. Is it not??

He just needs to make sure that I have plenty of fluffy towels and tropical drinks. And to fish any insects out of the pool, because I hate that job. I can handle the remote.

For the winter, he works over in my place making sure that the Hot Tub stays at 104 degrees, that I have a warm robe, and that the Hot Cafe Mochas keep coming.


Don Cardi

Poor Geoffy, you guys are working him to death.

Well, it's about time he did an honest day's work. Just kidding, Geoff!! (Can't tease the Cabana Boy too much. He might pee in the pool).

I wouldn't do that to you twice...



Yeah... we gotta talk about that fur thong, though...

Peeing in the pool. Fur thongs.

I don't feel cold anymore.

Hey!! I thought you only wore a thong for me!! And after I had your new one monogrammed, too!! Where am I going to find another Cabana Boy with the initials JGM???

I didn't say *I* was wearing the fur thong...

BTW - the monogrammed one is nice, but the one with my entire name spelled out in big block letters was nice, too.

Geoff, that reminds me of the joke about the guy who told his new girlfriend that he had a special tatoo on his private parts. She was VERY curious and the first time they are intimate, she feels compelled to look for it. She tells him that she's rather disappointed that it's only the word "IT". He winks and says, Wait until I get excited. It's actually "Ticonderoga".

That actually reminded me of the joke about 2 buddies crossing a bridge at 2am after a night of drinking. Halfway across the bridge, they had to urinate and decided to relieve themselves over the bridge. The first friend thoght he would impress his buddy by his size and said, "The river's a bit cold tonight."

His buddy replied, "And deep."