Yes. He was talking about Woody Woodpecker at the time. Maybe my quote was off a little. take a turn, goombah.

Oh yeah, I remember. I always liked that storyline with Mr. Pitt's obession with Woody.

Q: "I'm like ice, buddy. If I don't like you, you've got problems."

Kramer, I think. I remember the line, but not the episode.

Ironically, it was just on the past few days. It was where Kramer was mad at George & Elaine for not inviting him to the flea market.

Go ahead and post one.

I suck them down like Coca-Cola.

A: Kramer to the sniffing accountant, Barry.

Q: "Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel. Friday has a feel, Sunday."

I remember the line, and I'm thinking it's george to Jerry.

If so,

I'm gonna beat the hell out of this car.

Mine was actually Newman to Kramer & Jerry in the sniffing accountant episode.

A: Jerry to the rental car lady

Q: "You call me here to have lunch and tell me you had sex with Elaine and then tell me you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I have no job and nowhere to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood."

George to Jerry

You screwed me again, Costanza.

A: Mr. Morgan to George

Q: "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood."

By process of elimination, that can only be Kramer. Am I right?

If so,

Are you still afraid of clowns?

Yep.

A: Joe Duvola to Kramer

Q: "I've got a hair on my tongue. And you put it there. I heard you put the kibosh on my deal with NBC. Now I'm going to put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before and I will kibosh again.

Joe Duvola to Jerry

Oh, shut the bleep up.

Jerry to Kramer

Someone else can post

You just need a nose job.

A: Kramer to George's girlfriend who had the big schnazz

Q: "We went to see 'My Fair Lady' and Elaine came."

A: Jerry's mom to Jerry when the close-talker hoarded in on the Seinfeld parents

Go ahead and post one.

I was thinking of that too, goombah.

These beans are good.

Sounds like either Jerry saying it to or the girl saying it to Jerry who were breaking up for 10 hours?

You got it. It was Jerry. Go ahead and post one.

Q: "What about the homeless? They're always wandering around the streets. Why not just strap it on them?"

That was either Kramer or Newman...I'll guess Newman

If so,

Up here I'm already gone.

It was actually Kramer to Newman and Jerry.

Yours: Kramer to George

Q: "I'm free...because the murderer struck again. Hey!"

Kramer to Jerry and George

Who won't wear the ribbon?

A: Cedric & Bob to Kramer

Q: "If you would have told me 25 years ago that I'd be standing here, about to solve the world's energy problems, I would have said 'you're crazy.' Now let's drop this ball of oil out the window."

Kramer to his intern.

I don't know. Consomee.

Is that Russel Dowripple to George & Jerry when Russel got sick after Elaine sneezed on his lunch?

Nope. I may have the wording a little off, but it's Jerry to Elaine when Jerry was going to buy dinner for the guy who gave him a suit.

Take a turn, goombah.

Banya - right. I forgot about that one. By the way, did you see the actor who plays Puddy on a new sitcom on CBS last night? It was ok. Puddy was funny, but the rest of it was lame.


Q: "'Well women do it.' I'll tell you what. I'll pick you up a sundress and a parasol and you can just sashey your pretty little self around the town square."

Kramer to Jerry about shaving his chest

Q: "What is this? A prophylactic wrapper?"