A: Kramer to the movie vendor and to Lloyd Braun

Q: "We have a white mammal, aged 35-60, weight...uh, indeterminate."

Was this Kramer to the 911 operator?

No, it was Kramer pretending to be a dermatologist to George's boss, Mr. Krueger. George broke into Krueger's office to airbrush himself out of a photo and needed another picture of Krueger to fix it. That line just cracks me up every time I see it.

Good ahead and post one, Klydon.

(That line is hilarious)

Are you an assassin?

A: Peterman while in Berma to Elaine

Q: "Damn you,_________, you useless pustule."

A: Newman to Jerry

Q: "They're real and they're spectacular."

Jerry's girlfriend to Jerry


Where are the holes?

Slippery Pete to George

Q: "Here's to feeling good all the time"

A: Kramer to Barry, the sniffing accountant

Q: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

A:Elaine to Jerry and George (shrinkage episode)

Q:"...you're hung up on some clown from the 60's man!"

Eric the Clown to George

Q: "Tell the world my story!"

A: Newman to Kramer after Newman gets in trouble at the post office.

Q: "He was moving on her like the storm troopers into Poland."

A: Newman to Jerry's parents

Q: Oh...., well, I really think I'm falling for you ....., Joseph Puglia.

A: Jerry to Mulva/Delores

Q: "Poppy's a little sloppy."

Jerry when Poppy didn't wash his hands.

Bowling!

A:George to pretty boy Tony

Q: 'Look at how they massacred my boy!'

Alright, let me see if I can answer both:

Klydon's is Elaine to George when he's trying to get in good with her mimbo boyfriend, Hunky Tony.

Ice's is Jerry imitating Vito to Elaine

Q: "So this is beautiful. You, and Puddy, and this new guy, in a big pot of love stew."

no it's george to tony. george suggests they should go bowling! 'you get no rush from bowling george.'.... .. 'no rush? u ever dropped a ball on your foot!' very funny

A:Jerry to Elaine


Q:Your face, is my case.

A: Jackie Chiles to Kramer

Q: "You're trying to keep us out of Del Boca Vista? We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel."

George's dad to the Seinfelds.

Good for the tuna.

A: George to Jerry

Q: "I hope you're happy. Every word out of my son's mouth is f--k, f--k, f--k. You know what he said to me this morning? 'Where's my f--king cupcake?'"

Wife of the frozen yogurt maker to Jerry.

Who wouldn't love a pony?

A: Jerry to Magda(sp?)


Q: It's common courtesy, you come in the house you wipe off your wheels!

A: Mrs. Ross to Mr. Ross' sister

Q: "She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being - except for the walking."

A: George to Jerry

Q:You're not very bright are you.

Mine was actually Kramer to Jerry, when Kramer fell in love with the woman whose wheelchair was busted as the result of George parking in the handicap spot.

A: Jerry to George

Q: "Now I'm the office skank."

Elaine to Jerry

My wallet's missing!

A: Morty Seinfeld to the entire doctor's office.

Q: This is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more 'grease monkey.'"

Is this Jerry to Puddy?