Kramer to Miss Rhode Island
"Most comedians dont cuss"

A: Jerry to the little kid in the swearing episode.

Q: "Thanks for ruining my Dad's business you fat fuck."

A: Matthew to Seinfeld

Q: "Well, she's talking to blue eyes now, Jack!"

Gary to Jerry and Kramer

"Allright, I made up the part about the car, but the rest of its true."

A: George to Jerry
Q: What about the underwater espcape?

Jerry's friend to Jerry as they walk out of theater after seeing Air Force One.

"I was going to say, being a good host."

A: Jerry to Elaine
Q: Find out if she likes you? What, are you in high school?

Elaine to George

"Yeah, 5.35 an houer, and thats what they're paying now."

A: The K-man to Elaine

Q: "Radar detector? I've never seen you go over twenty miles an hour. You're like the Grand Marshall of the Rose Bowl Parade."

A: Jerry to Morty
Q: So, we jump and roll. You won't get hurt

A: George, in the limo, to Jerry

Q: "Someone put a cane on my foot. Just like the one I'm going to stick up your ass."

Elaine to George

I don't know if you should sit or stand for this. Sitting is good if you faint but standing is good for jumping up and down.

A: Jerry to Elaine
Q: It's the obligation. You know, as soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better

Jerry to Elaine

'Well, you look like a Lilly."

A: Kramer To Susan.

Q: "Chicks man. Too many chicks know my number."

A: Kramer to Jerry

Q: "Shut your traps and stop kicking the seats!"

George to the punks in the theater in the OPPOSITE (One of the best shows in the series IMHO)

"I believe thats what you do with garbage, you idiot."

A: Sid to Jerry
Q: I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs

A: George to Jerry?

If so...

Q: "Of all the men I know, you're the only one who's held a steady job for several years now."

A: Elaine to Newman
Q: You're a massage teaser

A: Jerry to his girlfriend, Jody, the massuese.

Q: "Hmmm, that job sounds like it might be worth a year's free haircuts. And a comb."

Newman to Uncle Enzo
"Here's what I propose. Go down to the stables, see if any high flyin' cashiers have been throwing around 20 dollar bills with lips drawn on them"

A: Jerry to George

Q: "Eh, anti-fur. I mean, who has the energy anymore? This is more about hanging off the arm of an idiot."

A: Elaine to Jerry
Q: You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!

George to Jerry
"They gotta be able to treat a dog, a lizard, a chicken, a pig, and a frog, and they gotta do it all in the same day"

A: Kramer to Jerry.

Q: "Thick, lustrous, hair is very important to me."

A: George to Jerry
Q: You can't go in there with Pepsi and Ding Dongs

A: Elaine to George. BTW, it was Ring Dings, not Ding Dongs.

Q: "Because to pull rickshaws means more than just strong legs. You're also going to need a well-toned upper body...or a shirt."

A: Kramer to the homeless rickshaw driver aspirant.

Q: "You're telling jokes in some nightclub. He was in game 6...game 6!"

A: George to Jerry about Keith Hernandez

Q: "Those were real hooters."