A: George to Jerry

Q: "You had to have the BIIIIIIIG salad!"

George to Elaine

"More of everything!!!"

A: Jerry to Stewardess
Q: Goodbye, Dr. Zaius

Elaine to what she thinks is Puddy's fur coat.

"I can make some sandwiches!"

A: George to Tony
Q: This is morning mist

George to Jerry

"I want a black and white cookie."

A: Bette Midler to Kramer.

Q: "(singing) Because you are the wind beneath my wings."

A: Kramer to Bette Midler after she was nailed by George in the softball game

Q: "My seat's got a memory, in case somebody moves it. I could be in prison for five years. I come out, my seat goes right back to where I like it."

A: Morty Seinfeld to his son.

Q: "If you feed him he'll never leave."

A: Jerry to Helen about Kramer

Q: "You're gambling again, aren't you? You weak, weak man."

Newman to Kramer about the borrowed money for the airport bets.

She sees something in him.

A: Jerry to George
Q: I've never heard of a relationship being affected by punctuation

A: Jerry to Elaine

Q: "So you heard that I was in a car accident and then decided to stop off for some Jujyfruit?"

Elaine's boyfriend about her buying candy after hearing about his accident.

They're all gone! Although....you can have the pit if you like.

DV - his name was Jake Jarmel

A: Newman to Kramer about the macadamians.

Q: "How could you not know who Bozo is?"

Goombah, it was The Mackinaws! The Mackinaw peaches!

George to the clown before the fire

You can drape yourself in velvet and I wouldn't care.

DV - You're right! I'm thinking of Morty eating the nuts in the hotel. "These are like 80 cents a nut!"

A: George's girlfriend Paula to George

Q: "This is a little too much for me - escaped convicts, fugitive sex...I got a cockfight to focus on."

A: Jerry to Kramer and George about "Little Jerry Seinfeld's" upcoming match.

Q: "What am I, seeing Sinatra in there?!"

A: George to Jerry
Q: Coffee isn't coffee. Coffee is sex

A: George to Jerry & Elaine about his date

Q: "And what do you suggest, toots?"

A: Kramer to Newman's birthday wish girlfriend
Q: First he vomits on me. Then he burns down my father's cabin. And now he's taken Mona away from me

A: Susan to George & Jerry

Q: "I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!"

A: Estelle to Frank & Kramer
Q: I was clinging to those keys, man, like a branch on the banks of a raging river, and now I have let go and I'm free to go with the current, to float, and I thank you

Estelle about Frank wearing Kramer's "Bro."

Irish: Kramer about Jerry's extra set of keys.

This ring...this ring could've bought them one more dinner.

A: Aaron the close-talker to Elaine & Jerry

Q: "You look just like Frank...on our honeymoon."

A: Estelle to Kramer
Q: I was clinging to those keys, man, like a branch on the banks of a raging river, and now I have let go and I'm free to go with the current, to float, and I thank you

Irish-
DV answered yours already. Go ahead with another one.

No his was an answer to yours as well. We posted at the same time

Uh, did you miss this? :p

Irish: Kramer about Jerry's extra set of keys.

Guess I did. My bad

Here's a new one
Q: Instead of an apology, he was be-boppin' and scattin' all over me