Yup that was the quote I meant to post...anywhoo, new question===> "G.L.C. must live on!"

A: George to Jerry about GLC's high score on Frogger

Q: "It's cleavage. I couldn't look away. What am I, waiting to win an Oscar here? This all I have in my life."

answer: george to jerry.

question: "i guess i screwed up!"

Kramer to Jerry when he forgot to close Jerry's door
"I want everybody OUT!!!"

i was actually referring to kramer to mickey after he gets them fired from the santa/elf gig, but that's okay.

A: Jerry to Kramer & Newman

Q: "Arrested? Come on! I'm an old man. I'm confused! I thought I paid for it. What's my name? Will you take me home?"

Uncle Leo to Jerry

"Is this guy a dentist or Caligula?"

A: Jerry to Elaine about Tim Watley

Q: "911? How are ya?"

Jerry

"I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer." (bonus if you can name who played him )

answer: is that the caped lawyer? it was larry david who played him, but i'm not sure if i got this one right, so i'll wait for confirmation before posting my question...

Right on both. The caped lawyer with the sunglasses who saved Elaine's friend from suicide.

okay good

question: "what, am i supposed to make sarcastic remarks to strangers?"

Jerry to Elaine and George about seeing Plan 9 From Outer Space alone.

"Sometimes, don't you just thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"

answer: george to jerry.

question: "his face has alot of character."

Elaine to her friend about George

"The Ukraine is weak."

answer: kramer to newman while playing risk.

question: "he's a mystery wrapped in a twinkie."

Jerry to Elaine about Newman

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

answer: elaine to jerry & george after she's asked if she knows about "shrinkage."

question: "a man without hand is not a man."

A: George to Jerry

Q: "You know there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on in somebody's house, the families go to war!"

Kramer to his intern

You kept on making all the stops????

The answer to mine was not correct.

Q: "You know there are tribes in Indonesia where if you keep your coat on in somebody's house, the families go to war!"

Jerry to Elaine?

I'm about 70% sure it's Kramer to George

I'll wait to see if I'm right

It's George to Elaine & Jerry when Elaine refused to take off her coat in the NYU reporter's house. The reporter then wrote the article that George & Jerry were gay.

Someone else can post the next question.

"Do you have any meat?"

Wow Vercetti, you have me stumped. Here are 2 guesses: 1) Kramer to Jerry when Kramer gets the meat slicer. 2) Jerry to his girlfriend after he went out with her and had just a salad.

It's the very first pilot episode, where Kramer is "Kessler." He comes in Jerry's apartment in his bathrobe, pulls a slice of bread from each pocket, and asks for any meat.

You can go now.

I forgot about the Kessler to Kramer name switch.

Q: "It's not Moops, you jerk. It's Moors - it's a misprint."

The Bubble Boy to George

"Then I've already lost interest"

A: Jerry to Elaine

Q: "How would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now, and shoved it down your throat?"