A: Kramer to George & Jerry
Q: Maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do

answer: jake garmell to elaine

question: "now do you really want to have some fun, or are you just saying that?"

Kramer to Jerry and George

"I told him to wave to me when he passed my window."

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: We're not giving away our water pick!

The answer to mine, "It's like a sauna in here. I feel like I'm back at the desert."

was not correct. HINT: That's why I added the second line.

A: Kramer to Sal Bass.

Q: "...Dolores!"

Jerry to his girlfriend

"Now shut your mouths before I do it for you! And if you think I'm kidding just try me, because I would love it."

I love this line!

A: George to the two losers at the theatre while he's with his gf.

Q: "Serenity now..Insanity later."

A: Lloyd Braun to George

Q: "I'm going to pick up some chicks. Some good looking ones too."

A: Bania to Jerry & George
Q: Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence

A: George to Jerry (one of my favorite episodes)

Q: "Can't you just switch with another midget?"

answer: george about the kid mickie is standing in for growing.

question: "oh, there's leg work."

Kramer to Morty Seinfeld

"You look like you're gonna swing in on a chandelier."

answer: elaine to jerry about the puffy shirt.

question: "i've been faking it so i don't hurt her feelings."

A: Kramer to Jerry & Elaine about the itch Kramer had

Q: "If Houdini couldn't do it, what chance do I have?"

answer: george about being impotent.

question: "you know, you're not chinese."

A: Jerry to Donna Chang

Q: "It's not a lie if you believe it."

A: George to Jerry
Q: According to this, it took ten hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath, no offense

George trying to win the sympaty apartment
"You know, that button is in the worst possible place."

answer: jerry to george on both the first & last episodes - both the first & last spoken words of dialogue on the show.

question: "break a leg."

A: Jerry to his Romanian girlfriend's brother the circus performer.

Q: "A man without hand, is not a man."

A: George to Jerry

Q: "The male kangaroo doesn't have a pouch. Only the female has it. The male has pouch envy. At least give me a pocket - I have things to carry, too."

Head Polar Bear/Larry David's Old Standup routine to Elaine
"I'm family! I'm having sex w/ the cousin!"

A: George to the doctor of Susan's cousin, who will name the new baby Seven.

Q: "I admit it - I was speeding. But it was only to save a man who wanted nothing more to love, to be loved, and to be a banker."

answer: newman to the judge about kramer to aid his story to fight getting a traffic ticket.

question: "she's foaming at the mouth!"

Kramer about Elaine having water drip from her mouth.

"Santa's a commie!"

answer: one of the little kids in line for kramer & mickie when they're working as a department store santa & elf.

question: "look away, i'm hideous."

A: Kramer, after his face was damaged from 3 days worth of smoking, to Jerry

Q: "And how am I gonna do that, Toots?"

A: Kramer to Newman's girlfriend about removing the curse put on him by F.D.R.

Q: "The man's a gargoyle."

Are you referring to Jackie Chiles to the attorney about Kramer? If so, Jackie said "the man's a goblin."