A: George to Jerry.

Q: "The way I feel when I go places with you."

A: Jerry to George
Q: Nothing. I'm sure "Jon" probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a G...and an I!

A: Jerry to George

Q: The next millenium must be Jerry-free!

A: Newman to Kramer
Q: You've probably got fleas all over your little snackbar

A: Jerry to Newman

Q: "Yes, I'm sure. I went in to get my X-Ray Somebody takes my wallet. Is that the operation here?"

A: Morty to nurse
Q: For me to ask a woman out, I've got to get into a mental state like the karate guys before they break the bricks

A: George to Jerry.

Q: "I'm never doing that again."

A: George to Jerry, Elaine & Kramer
Q: Shut up! One more day and you are pound bound!

A: Jerry to Farfel the dog

Q: "You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...the bad fiance, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk..."

A: Jerry to George
Q: It's very important not to embellish on your order. No extraneous comments. No questions. No compliments

A: Jerry to George

Q: "Are you kidding me? For $50, I'd put my face in their soup and blow."

A: George to Elaine
Q: I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met

George to his gf in "The Opposite"
"I like the hats"

A: George to the rabbi/priest when George was trying to convert to Latvian Orthodox

Q: "Plus, they botched my vasectimy. I'm even more potent now!"

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: I feel like an out-of-work porn star

A: George to Jerry re: their mustaches

Q: "I just thought of a great name for myself, if I ever become a porno actor."

A: George to Jerry
Q: You don't eat Oreos? The way you break 'em open and.... It's like you're having sex with 'em

A: Kramer to Elaine

Q: "He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkee."

A: Jerry to Elaine
Q: How about six? Six is good. You got a problem with six?"

A: Jerry to Laura the deaf lineswoman

Q: "It was a whirlwind. They whisked us backstage, the media is swarming, champagne is flowing...whooo! I can't describe how great it is to win."

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: If I were going to change my name, I'd go with Deon

answer: elaine to joel about changing his name.

question: "smooth, creamy, delicate, yet masculine."

Kramer about George's hands.

"What if he left a used kleenex, is that a Valentine?"

A: George to Elaine
Q: Jerry, now what you do with your personal life is your business. But when you're on my set, you clean it up mister!

A: Kramer (as Merv Griffin) to Jerry.

Q: "Have you seen the size of that document?! It's like the Declaration of Independence! Who's gonna read that?!"

A: Jerry to the car rental woman

Q: "Have you ever had a sexually transmitted disease? Ok, that's it. Here - you got my name and my address - that's enough."

A: Morty to nurse after he fills out the form
Q: Listening to you. I listen to this for fifteen minutes and I'm on top of the world. Your misery is my pleasure

A: Jerry to George

Q: "Yeah. I'm a little worried. When there's no work, and the people get restless, who do you think they come after? El Presidente!"

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: Look at you! You run like a girl! Run like a man! Lift your knees!

A: Kramer to George

Q: "It's like a sauna in here. I feel like I'm back at the desert."