"Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy"
"I'm just a humble motherfucker with a big ass dick" The Bunk
A: Jerry to Kramer about Elaine's faking with Jerry
Q: "From a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers."
A: Kramer to Jerry re: whether Jerry's girlfriend is secretly working as a phone sex talker.
Q: "I was making a, a simple lane change. I, I put on the blinker and it took off on me. And the next thing you know, I was submerged. I'm telling you, I'm very lucky that those crocs didn't get me."
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