A: George to the party guests after he took off his shirt while going to the bathroom.
Q: "Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise."
A: That was said a few times. One was by Susan to George. Another was the video checkout guy to George. Another was the restaurant guy who was checking out the smelly valet odor. Restaurant guy said it to George & Jerry.
Q: "Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld's drink with his bare hands using it to wash up. Then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, 'this never happened.'"
Re: Seinfeld Dialogue game#304424 07/21/0508:39 AM07/21/0508:39 AM
Q: "So I sped home to save my friend's life and I was stopped for speeding. Yes I admit I was speeding, but it was to save a man's life. A close friend. An innocent person who wanted nothing more out of life than to love, to be loved and to be a banker."
A: George to Elaine & Jerry in the Chinese restaurant
Q: "Did that cigarette warning label mention anything about damage to your appearance? So you're a victim. Now your face is shallow, unattractive, disgusting."
Re: Seinfeld Dialogue game#304428 07/22/0509:12 AM07/22/0509:12 AM
A: Nancy to George Q: He was uncomfortable because it was our first time so he felt he would perform better if we did it in the kitchen. He said the kitchen is always the most sociable room in the house. And he was serious.
A: Jerry to Elaine Q: Oh, can you? That's funny, because, as it happens, I don't have call-waiting. Seems to me that the phone company would know that.
Re: Seinfeld Dialogue game#304437 07/23/0510:40 AM07/23/0510:40 AM
A: Wow, that was a rare one b/w two non-regular characters. Gino to Enzo the barber.
Q: "Well, to get right to it, we're having a bit of a problem with Barry - the chimpanzee. He's not functioning the way he normally does. He seems depressed. He's lost his appetite. He's even curtailed his auto-erotic activities."
Re: Seinfeld Dialogue game#304440 07/25/0510:50 AM07/25/0510:50 AM
Q: "Cancel! Think again, Longshanks! I started planning this 1978. I put a deposit down on that revolving restaurant that overlooks Times Square, and I booked Christopher Cross."
A: Newman to Kramer Q: Yeah. There ya go. That's Beef-A-Reeno. I'm so keen-o On Beef-A-Reeno What a delicious cuisine-o Fit for a king and queen-o! Yeah. Eat up. I got thirty four more cans.