A: NBC exec Russell Dowripple to George after Costanza gawks at Russell's daughter's nice cleavage.

Q: "Just when I think you're the shallowest man I know, you somehow manage to drain a little bit more out of the pool."

A: Elaine to Jerry
Q: Well, of course they're trying to screw you. What do you think? That's what they do. They can make up anything. Nobody knows. "By the way, you need a new Johnson rod in there." "Oh, a Johnson rod. Yeah, well, you better put one of those on."

A: One of my favorite George lines to Jerry.

Q: "What's the deal with styrofoam? I mean, why do we need this stuff? And, why...do they make it so small?"

You have got me there

It's Kramer giving Jerry "advice" of adding that specific bit to his act.

Q: "Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony?"

A: Jerry to everyone at the dinner table about Nana's pony
Q: Twelve dollars? I knew we should have gone to the bakery. I guarantee you they aren't getting no twelve dollar cake.

A: George to Kramer about having to get the wine for the dinner party.

Q: "The man makes a pretty strong bird. It's the wood that makes it good."

A: Newman to Kramer
Q: ook, I know what I?m doing here George.
GEORGE: This is not a Metallica concert, it?s an opera alright, a little dignity, a little class, just give me my ticket, I will stand over here and sell it.

A: Exchange b/w George & Kramer about selling the extra opera ticket

Q: "He's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkee."

A: Jerry to Elaine
Q: Sand, I can get rid of the sand. Look there is still some in here, it won't go away! Look I even got sand in the pockets!

A: Kramer to Jerry

Q: "It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of Tang and you jump out first."

A: Kramer to George
Q: No, no, no. Seriously. You're in the owner's box, and I don't think it's a good idea.

Irishman

You were half right about who was involved in your answer to my question. I'll give you a hint that it was in the one where everybody but George saw George's girlfriend topless before he did.

It's not George to Kramer?

Nope, it was George to Jerry.

A: Nina's father to Elaine about wearing the Orioles hat in the Yankees owner's box.

Q: "You wanna know what happened to Kramer? I'll tell you what happened to Kramer. He was ticked off. About the keys. Yeah, that's right - about the keys. Thought he got a bad rap."

A: Newman to Jerry
Q: She thinks a guy who lies about a life-threatening illness, so he can get some phony hair has perspective?

Jerry to George, or prehaps its Kramer
"Yes, I hope my parents go long before I do."

A: Jerry to George re: Jon Lovitz's character

Q: "What does this guy listen to the all "Desparado" station?"

Jerry to Elaine
mine still stands

Answer to Don Sonny:
George to Susan's parents

Q: My prev question still stands

A: Jerry to Elaine
Q: My Broadway takes people like you and eats them up and spits them out. My Broadway is the Broadway of Merman, and Martin, and Fontaine, and if you think you can build yourself up by knocking other people down

A: Kramer to Jerry's girlfriend, who was Bette Midler's understudy in "Rochelle Rochelle."

Q: In 1979 I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a Church zone. That fine was never paid and since then that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets than anyone in New York City. For sixteen years I pursued him, only to see him give me the slip time and time again. I never got a clean look at his face, but he's become my
'white whale'. ________, that day was yesterday! But thanks to you, I don't know if I'll ever get that chance again!"

Police Officer to Kramer

Q: "I don't know how official any of these rankings really are"

A: Jerry to Izzy
Q: An hour and a half! I was reading a manuscript, I just couldn't put it down.

A: Kramer after being in Jerry's toxic apartment

Q: "You think you're better than me? It's "go" time!"

A: Izzy Jr. to Jerry
Q: Nobodies going to believe him, he's a door man

A: Elaine to Jerry

Q: "We had a funny guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific...there's nothing funny about that."

A: Alton to George and Jerry
Q: Say you go to the bathroom at two o'clock in the morning, what's the outfit? I mean, you dressing up or is it come as you are?

A: George to his girlfriend Bonnie

Q: "That's why I can never be president...it always irked me. That's why, even at an early age, I had no interest in politics. I refuse to vote. They don't want me, I don't want them!"

A: Frank to Elaine and George
Q: It's like I'm thinking of something, and you're one step ahead of me.