I'm stumped goombah

A: Kramer describing not wearing any underwear to Elaine & Jerry

Q: "My wallet's gone, my wallet's gone!"

A: Jerry's father in the doctor's office after he went for his X-Ray
Q: Alright I'm canceling the father-son picnic. I don't know what he's gonna do with all that potato salad

A: George to Daphne

Q: "Oh that's interesting because as everyone knows, since there was no year zero, the millennium doesn't begin until the year two-thousand and one. Which would make your party, one year late, and thus, quite lame. Ooooooohhhh!"

A: Kramer to Newman
Q: Alright, that's it. Alright, good, eight thousand dollars. Cynthia, again, nice meeting you.

A: George to NBC exec Dowripple & his date

Q: "I like to think I'm like you - only successful."

A: Jerry to George
Q: Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

A: Jackie Chiles to the other attorneys in Kramer's case against the tobacco companies

Q: "Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles and cans in the trunk, nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles and cans. At ten cents a bottle and ten cents a can, we're pulling in five hundred dollars a man!"

A: Kramer & Newman singing to each other
Q: Well, looks like you're in the hole $3200. Will that be cash or check?

A: Earl to Kramer while betting on arrivals at the airport

Q: "Don't you see what Whatley is after? Total joke telling immunity. He's already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship there'll be no stopping him."

A: Jerry to Elaine
Q: I recall the word loser peppered throughout her conversation.

A: The Rabbi to Jerry

Q: "I'm sure "Jon" probably mispelled his own name. I know sometimes I spell Jerry with a 'G'...and an 'I'!"

A: Jerry to George
Q: Hey, I just chalked down the message. I didn't know I was required to capture the mood of each caller.

A: Jake Jarmel to Elaine

Q: "Look who's eating at six o'clock. Your suddenly well-to-do president. But you enjoy your last meal in office. Tomorrow, when they kick you out, you'll have plenty of time to drive around in your Cadillac."

A: Jack to Morty
Q: Take it easy. Take it easy. It's not the end of the world

A: Kramer to Jerry about the sauce that was smashed in Jerry's suitcase

Q: "I've been reading some of your material here. I gotta be honest with you: you make a pretty strong case. I mean, just imagine. An army of men in wool pants running through the neighborhood handing out pottery catalogs, door to door."

Mine wasn't correct

Q: Take it easy. Take it easy. It's not the end of the world

A: George to his girlfriend when a car cut him off and he was reacting in the opposite of how he normally would.

Same question:
Q: "I've been reading some of your material here. I gotta be honest with you: you make a pretty strong case. I mean, just imagine. An army of men in wool pants running through the neighborhood handing out pottery catalogs, door to door."

A: Postmaster General to Kramer
Q: What typical? Gimme typical. Gimme some typical.

A: George to Jerry

Q: "I mean I love just seeing you and having sex. Not having to do all that, you know - work. Hearing about how everyone at work isn't as smart as you. It's brutal."

I'm gonna need a new one goombah

A: My previous one was Puddy to Elaine

Q: "I should be giving you money. But I'm not!"

Irishman

I'm heading for vacation after today, so carry on the Seinfeld dialogue game 'til I get back. Have a good 4th!

Goombah

Thanks yoy too. You've got me stumped again Besides, you are I seem to be the only consistent posters in this thread

I know, I don't understand what happened to some of the other posters as of late. My latest question was Uncle Leo to Jerry. I'm not as busy as I thought today, so I'll post an easy one and check back throughout the day.

Q: "Oh, and by the way, they're real and they're spectacular!"

A: Sidra to Jerry
Q: How do you get fired from a volunteer job?

Jerry to George (the old man episode)

Q: "Tell that to Bobby Colby. All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet! They had to sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home!"

A: Frank to Kramer
Q: She probably never heard it. Don't you see what this means? It's like the whole thing never happened. It's like when Superman reversed the rotation of the earth to save Lois Lane!

George to Jerry (about the "I love you")

Q: "If I'm curt, then I appologize. But as I understand it, we have a situation here and time is of the essence"

A: Newman to Mr. Lippman & Elaine
Q: Get a good look Costanza?