A: George to Elaine

Q: "Attention Steinbrenner and front-office morons! Your triumphs mean nothing. You all stink. You can sit on it and rotate!"

A: George in the parking lot of Yankee Stadium
Q: I'll call a plumber right now!

A: George to Elaine & Jerry about when he peed in the shower at the health club

Q: "We've never gotten so many complaints. Every two minutes, 'Where is the top of this muffin? Who ate the rest of this?' Why don't you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells?"

The homeless shelter lady complaining to Elaine about the Top of the Muffin To You store

Saw that one today; I either had never seen it, or forgotten it, and it was hilarious! It seems I always catch re-runs, so it was nice to see a new one.

"The last thing this guy's qualified to give a tour of is reality."

A: Jery to George
Q: Lady you sold me

A: Cop to Elaine when she walked by with her shirt unbuttoned

Q: "Alright, hobo Joe. I didn't wanna put a damper on your little smorgasborgh here, but it's the end of the week so I added up your tab."

A: Jerry to Kramer
Q: The Duty Free Shop? Duty Free is the biggest sucker deal in retail. Do you know how much duty is?

A: George to Kramer

Q: "Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore! You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's fruit stand and stuff a cantelope down your throat! So much for gratitude... yeah, yeah, yeah!"

A: Kramer to Dwayne
Q: Um, interesting texture. It's chewy. I gotta get, some air.

A: Kramer to Lloyd Braun & the movie hot dog vendor

Q: "I don't want her to think I'm one of those low-rise brief kind of guys."

A: Jerry to George about why Jerry doesn't want his girlfriend to know he shaves his chest

Q: This thing is a...is a behemoth. I was making a simple lane change. I...I put on the blinker and it took off on me. And the next thing you know, I was submerged. I'm telling you, I'm very lucky that those crocs didn't get me."

A: Jack to Jerry about the car he smashed
Q: I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. So what do you do, a lot of that "did you ever notice?" this kind of stuff.

A: George pretending to have run into Jerry in the coffee shop when Jerry was with Duncan, discussing the infamous race from high school.

Q: "Are you having an affair with George?"

A: Susan to Elaine
Q: Well, if I hear you correctly and I think that I do, my advice to you is to finish your meal, pay your check, leave here, and never mention this to anyone again.

A: George to Jerry re: the proposed roommate switch

Q: "I can't do this knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who is he?"

A: George to Jerry about the pilate
Q: You are promoting a benefit to CLOTHE homeless people. You can't come out dressed like that! You're all puffed up! You look like the Count of Monte Cristo!

A: Elaine to Jerry

Q: "Look at this. I told them medium rare, it's medium. I bet that cook is an anti-Semite."

A: Uncle Leo to Jerry
Q: Actually, I did. I put it on last night and slept in it.

A: Jerry to Banya

Q: "Look away. I'm hideous."

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: You've got to get back down to the dealer. Puddy is screwin? me on this car, which is yellow now!

A: Jerry to Elaine

Q: "You know if you take everything I've ever done in my entire life and condense it down into one day...it looks decent."

A: George to Jerry & Kramer
Q: I wasn't going to say anything, but then I could see that he wasn't
going to open his mouth.

A: George to Robin (Elaine's friend) and her husband

Q: "Now you gotta shut up! I'm sorry, I..I haven't spoken in days."

A: Kramer to Sally
Q: Well we're talking with Elaine Benes, Adult film star on the set of her new picture "Elaine does the Upper
West side"

A: Kramer narrating as he videotaped Elaine while also videotaping George in hopes of seeing the later grow hair.

Q: "I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside."

Sorry to interrupt the game, but I figure this is the best place to find the answer.

Does anyone here know the title of the episode in which Jerry gives his girlfriend's belly/bellybutton a "voice"? Where it goes "H-E-L-L-O-O-O-O!" and "LA, LA, LA!" in a "jovial" way? If not, I'll just browse through an episode guide, but I figured I'd check here first. Thanks.

Back to goombah's quote:

Gina

It's "The Voice" from Season 9, 2nd episode of the season. At least, that's according to Stan The Caddy

One of my favorite episdoes. I love the Kramerica intern storyline, as well as the "voice."

Goombah

Goombah, thanks a million!

I caught some of it a couple of days ago, and I've been imitating it ever since. I think I'd seen it before then, but I didn't remember much. I actually missed a lot of the Kramerica part... Anyway, it was just cracking me up, and I'll probably overuse the line just like Jerry did. Thanks!

This is how Kramer decided he needed an intern after deeming himself "too busy."

Kramer: Look at this, they are redoing the Cloud Club.

Jerry: Oh, that restaurant on top of the Chrysler building? Yeah, that's a good idea.

Kramer: Of course it's a good idea - it's my idea. I conceived this whole project two years ago.

Jerry: Which part? The renovating the restaurant you don't own part or spending the two hundred million you don't have part?

Kramer: You see I come up with these things, I know they're gold, but nothing happens. You know why?

Jerry: No resources, no skill, no talent, no ability, no brains?

Kramer: (interrupts) No - no time! It's all this meaningless time. Laundry, grocery, shopping, coming in here talking to you. Do you have any idea how much time I waste in this apartment?

Jerry: I can ball park it.

Oh, that's hilarious! Kramer's got his own beat, I tell you. The intern part that I did see was toward the end, I believe, when he was going to leave. Kramer kept opening the door over and over.

Oh, here's the lines, thanks to the site you posted:

(Kramer slams door)

(Kramer opens door)

Kramer: Well, you're still here?

Darren: I haven't had time to leave.

Kramer: Well, I haven't changed my mind.

(Kramer slams door)

(Kramer opens door)

Kramer: Well, you are a tenacious little monkey. Alright, I'll do it. Kramerica industries lives! Let's get back to work!

(Kramer slams door)

(Kramer opens door)

Kramer: Let's see what Jerry has to eat.