Jerry to George
"I've been working out. I'm huge"

A: Kenny to Jerry
Q: He knows how to read. And he also knows finishing an entire book doesn't prove anything. And get this, he's into architecture.

A: George to Jerry about the kid up for the Susan Ross scholarship

Q: "That was the Vice President of the post office. I didn't get the transfer. They knew it wasn't me doing my route! Too many people go their mail! Close to 80%. No body from the post office has ever cracked the 50% barrier! It's like the 3-minute mile!"

A: Newman to Jerry
Q: So, my blood is not enough? Would you like a kidney too, because I'll give it to you? I'll rip it out right here and stack it on the table!

Woooah! Irishman - a new avatar? I need a few moments to adjust my eyes...

A: Kramer to Jerry about giving Jerry his blood

Q: "Look at this, look at the hair on the back of my neck. It's all bramble, see it's like thicket back there. Look, I need somebody to shave it for me, huh? "

I know that's what I always hated about people getting new ones, because you never knew who it was You likes?

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: A velvet scrunchie!

Kramer to Jerry, and Jerry to Kramer re Pam
"Not too much. You know, they tend to shrink in the water."

A: George to Rachel
Q: Well, there's very little sleeping going on.

Where is the avator from Irish? It's cool, but seeing Scarface was synonymous with you, so it just take some getting used to. Like seeing Joe Montana in a Chiefs uniform.

A: Newman to Kramer about Newman's affair with the super's wife

Q: "I could have been a millionaire. I could have been a fragrance millionaire!"

Yeah well now Bill & his sword will have to be synonymous with me. I don't remember how long I had that old avatar but I think it was time for a change. Plus, I think a lot of members know how obsessed I am with the Kill Bill movies and I was always looking for a Kill Bill avatar. I got this from a message board here when I signed up as a member. (I just signed up for the avatar)

A: Kramer to Jerry
Q: Common sense and a guy in a wheelchair

A: Jerry to Elaine about Kramer running a puppet regime in Del Boca Vista for Morty

Q: "Wait till that Uma smells this Uva."

A: Kramer to Elaine about his lotion
Q: Will you stop, I'm on the telephone.

Is that Jerry to Courtney Cox?

No. Sorry, I didn't realize it was used more than once

How about Estelle to Frank?

If so...

Q: "And we discover yet another talent: posing as a girlfriend for homosexuals."

A: Jerry to Elaine
Q: And you believe this course of action will have a two-pronged effect.
Firstly, the very mention of the idea will cause Sandy to recoil in
disgust, whereupon she will insist that I remove myself from the
premises.

A: Jerry to George about the proposed roommate switch

Q: "I think he's saying 'Son of Sam'! Oh, my God! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!"

George to his cousin/girlfriend when Fragile Frankie Merman looked in the window of Jerry's van
"Excuse me, Master Packer, just give me the keys."

A: Elaine to Jerry
Q: Just what you want to see, yeah, you want to trade your hair for some phlegm

A: Jerry commenting to Elaine about the bakery clerk hacking up a lung while handling their food.

Q: "As far as I can tell, your entire enterprise is no more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken."

A: Dean Jones to Kramer about Darren's involvement with Kramerica
Q: They're men with jobs! They wear suits and ties. They're married, they have secretaries.

A: George to Jerry right before pitching their tv series idea to NBC

Q: "What are you - out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body 24 hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death, which is not far off by the way."

A: Jerry to Uncle Leo
Q: Alright, alright, fine! Don't chip in! But some day, we're gonna be driving along,
we're gonna look out the window, and see her crawling along 5th avenue! Is that what you want?

Awesome line! Kramer to George about the wheelchair that needs to be replaced.

Q: "She's got everything I ever wanted in another human being - except for the walking."

A: Kramer to Jerry & Elaine
Q: I'd rather go to a hanging

A: George to Elaine when discussing going to a bris

Q: "Did you see me up there? I was killing, ______. Killing. I killed. I'm gonna go pick up some chicks. Good-looking ones, too!"

A: Kenny to Jerry
Q: Aw look, I just want you to know that the car is fine. I got her
all fixed up. We're in a nice area, no potholes, no traffic. So there's nothing
to worry about. Okay? In fact, here, somebody wants to talk to you.

A: Tony the mechanic (Robert on 'Everybody Loves Raymond') to Jerry

Q: "Let me see that. That's not 'moops,' you jerk. It's 'Moors.' It's a misprint."

A: Bubbleboy to George
Q: Look, if you think I'm just going to step aside and do nothing while you defile this woman, you're crazy.

A: Kramer to Jerry about the beauty pagent contestant

Q: ""Now see the two of you need to work on trust. And then, and only then, will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts - cornerstones of a healthy relationship."